imposters

[tango_boy]

Drift:

tango boy:

Drift:
Bollox another wasted mouthful of beer

You didn’t last long off of the Beer Drifty

■■■… Gave myself away
I failed in Blackpool last night, three weeks in

[baggie]

BigBulldog:
Although I have never posted before, some of us imposters are on here because it allows us to have an insight into a life that we would like to have but can not have. Specifically for me, I would love to be a lorry driver, but I took my life and career in a different direction and I don’t think a change at this point is an option, but reading your posts here let me live vicariously through you all.

Drive safely everyone.

Bulldog.

Vicariously ■■ Fancy coming on here using words that I don’t understand

I would describe your post as anomalistic,you are clearly a bellwether on this forum,with circomlocution one of your main character traits.
You clearly excogitated before posting,which being a sesquipedalian,I would expect.

Now,I’m not one to gasconade…but I know a few big words myself…as you can see…I have often been described as callipygian (unfortunately,only by my wife).

Anyway,the fact that you live with a vicar doesn’t bother me at all,live and let live I say

[james_the_cat]

Baggie:
with circomlocution one of your main character traits.

Is he Jewish then?

[evil8beezle]

James the cat:

Baggie:
with circomlocution one of your main character traits.

Is he Jewish then?

Nope, solecistic, and possibly solipsistic!

[baggie]

Evil8Beezle:

James the cat:

Baggie:
with circomlocution one of your main character traits.

Is he Jewish then?

Nope, solecistic, and possibly solipsistic!

Solipsistic…mmmmm,let me think…that would include forkies and RDC security bods then

[james_the_cat]

Evil8Beezle:

James the cat:

Baggie:
with circomlocution one of your main character traits.

Is he Jewish then?

Nope, solecistic, and possibly solipsistic!

Ah there’s me thinking that or his banjo string was too tight and they whipped it off as a boy. Solipsistic it is!

[radar19]

[janos]

Baggie:

BigBulldog:
Although I have never posted before, some of us imposters are on here because it allows us to have an insight into a life that we would like to have but can not have. Specifically for me, I would love to be a lorry driver, but I took my life and career in a different direction and I don’t think a change at this point is an option, but reading your posts here let me live vicariously through you all.

Drive safely everyone.

Bulldog.

Vicariously ■■ Fancy coming on here using words that I don’t understand

I would describe your post as anomalistic,you are clearly a bellwether on this forum,with circomlocution one of your main character traits.
You clearly excogitated before posting,which being a sesquipedalian,I would expect.

Now,I’m not one to gasconade…but I know a few big words myself…as you can see…I have often been described as callipygian (unfortunately,only by my wife).

Anyway,the fact that you live with a vicar doesn’t bother me at all,live and let live I say

Gasconade!? Love it…had to google that. Now going to get slightly inebriated with my own verbosity. Hic!

[james_the_cat]

Radar19:

Is this old Dozy’s passport photo?

[james_the_cat]

BigBulldog:
Although I have never posted before, some of us imposters are on here because it allows us to have an insight into a life that we would like to have but can not have. Specifically for me, I would love to be a lorry driver, but I took my life and career in a different direction and I don’t think a change at this point is an option, but reading your posts here let me live vicariously through you all.

Drive safely everyone.

Bulldog.

Ignore the OP title of the thread. He’s not referring to you anyway, just being paranoid about trainsets and railway tracks or something…God knows. You’re perfectly welcome here. Vicars and all.

[bigbulldog]

Baggie:
Vicariously ■■ Fancy coming on here using words that I don’t understand

I would describe your post as anomalistic,you are clearly a bellwether on this forum,with circomlocution one of your main character traits.
You clearly excogitated before posting,which being a sesquipedalian,I would expect.

Now,I’m not one to gasconade…but I know a few big words myself…as you can see…I have often been described as callipygian (unfortunately,only by my wife).

Anyway,the fact that you live with a vicar doesn’t bother me at all,live and let live I say

I am impressed, I have a good vocab but not that good, it was very eloquent, and you have aroused eager even more.

[bigbulldog]

James the cat:
Ignore the OP title of the thread. He’s not referring to you anyway, just being paranoid about trainsets and railway tracks or something…God knows. You’re perfectly welcome here. Vicars and all.

Thanks James, I don’t understand why people are so anti truck driver, I could not survive without the goods thank truck drivers deliver. Over here in the part of the land of the septic tanks I live in. the truck drivers are the only ones that drive with any kind of skill, everyone else just are awful. I love driving when I come home, so much better. Well I love driving anyway, oddly enough my favorite driving is on Motorways, set the cruse control and I will sit behind the wheel all day just pounding the pavement, much to my wives dismay when I insist on driving to Vegas, for me the drive is the best part

[bigbulldog]

James the cat:

Evil8Beezle:

James the cat:

Baggie:
with circomlocution one of your main character traits.

Is he Jewish then?

Nope, solecistic, and possibly solipsistic!

Ah there’s me thinking that or his banjo string was too tight and they whipped it off as a boy. Solipsistic it is!

I am neither going to confirm or deny any rumors of me and banjo strings but Solipsistic does sound like something the dr needs to give you some antibiotics for after having some dodgy action with the local ho.

[bigbulldog]

Radar19:

Kinda looks like the childhood picture of the guy you read about later in life having going on a shooting rampage.

[happysack]

Baggie:
Vicariously ■■ Fancy coming on here using words that I don’t understand

I would describe your post as anomalistic,you are clearly a bellwether on this forum,with circomlocution one of your main character traits.
You clearly excogitated before posting,which being a sesquipedalian,I would expect.

Now,I’m not one to gasconade…but I know a few big words myself…as you can see…I have often been described as callipygian (unfortunately,only by my wife).

Anyway,the fact that you live with a vicar doesn’t bother me at all,live and let live I say

Are you Vanessa Feltz?

[gazsa401]

Driver-Once-More:

charger:
While reading some of the posts on this site i get the feeling from the replies there are a few non truckers who have just signed up to have a go at lorry drivers,anyone else think the same.

I was NEVER a trucker, but a mere lorry driver

Me too always class my self as a lorry driver