Impossible deadlines

switchlogic:

Carryfast:
Great so now all Grandpa has to do is look for one those numerous Container work ads which will obviously want to big up the fact that the most strenuous part of the job is turning the twist locks and opening and closing the doors. :laughing:

Well shouldn’t be hard, there’s plenty of them. That’s also what word of mouth and forums are for.

Could you post some of these numerous container work ads out there specifically pointing out the absence of any load handling requirements for Grandpa’s benefit. :wink:

Bearing in mind the ā€˜forum’ also said that my previous job now pays over 30k and definitely only trailer swaps no ifs no buts which would be news to me. :open_mouth: :laughing:

Grandpa:
In the end, it turns back onto the poster. Water off a ducks back. Guys, there’s a reason why there are so many complaints and tales of aggravation on here. I’ve seen office staff literally screaming at one another in transport offices. I’ve seen near fights break out amongst driver’s queue hopping. I’ve been sent to jobs advertised as trunking that were shunting and permanent jobs that were holiday relief and two drop trunks that ended up described in the op … I applied for container work through an agency ad I came across, but went to the company directly. The job didn’t exist, but then when then I applied for it to the agency they had something else instead … ā€˜It’s just up your street’, ā€˜the last guy said it was doddle’ (I wonder why he left) - The same rubbish advertised all year around no one else will do.

How did it ever get to this state?! Don’t give me all this ā€˜knights of the Road’ and ā€˜we can do it’ nonsense, you’re all suffering and you only have to read the forum posts to see that. If you have a manageable job you’re lucky and hold on to it, because the alternative is the rubbish out here that they can’t get drivers for. Do you think these people know something you don’t?

http://transportoperator.co.uk/2016/01/29/3568/ and read the comments.

Do I look as described in the last few posts? [emoji38] Fortunately no. Yet at nearly 65 years old I won’t be joining you in the doctor’s surgery with stress related symptoms, sprained wrists and a bad back either. We all know the job is now the pits and although I’ll hold onto my licence, I’ll also be looking for other types of work away from the lies and chaos that was once a good career choice. I feel sorry for and have all the sympathy in the world for the drivers now competing against each other and being worked into the ground just to keep themselves financially above water, but there has to be something else that you don’t come home to feeling exhausted and stressed every day. I’ve spent four months being shunted around various dead end jobs; the lies, the stress, the unmanageable killer runs … And it doesn’t get any better. Don’t keep blaming the driver, because for those out there that still love the job, you’re a small minority.

It’s only being so happy, as keeps me going.

Carryfast:

switchlogic:

Carryfast:
Great so now all Grandpa has to do is look for one those numerous Container work ads which will obviously want to big up the fact that the most strenuous part of the job is turning the twist locks and opening and closing the doors. :laughing:

Well shouldn’t be hard, there’s plenty of them. That’s also what word of mouth and forums are for.

Could you post some of these numerous container work ads out there specifically pointing out the absence of any load handling requirements for Grandpa’s benefit. :wink:

Bearing in mind the ā€˜forum’ also said that my previous job now pays over 30k and definitely only trailer swaps no ifs no buts which would be news to me. :open_mouth: :laughing:

You’ll be expecting the full contact of employment in job ads next. Load handling by drivers in most sections of this industry is a thing of the past in this lawsuit happy H&S obsessed world we now live in. In all my time driving the most I’ve had to do it handball the odd pallet, normally into shops. I remember going with my Dad 30/35 years ago and he’d be expected to get in back and help unload a full load of hanging meat, I’ve done a lot of meat work in my own career and almost never been expected to help unload.

But if you want a job with guaranteed no load handling do what I said earlier, go on tankers! Come join me in semi retirement :smiley:

Juddian:
Grandpa, with the greatest possible respect it’s possible to talk yourself into a mind-frame, i’m older than you i suspect but have no trouble working blokes half my age under the table if i needed to, its attitude as much as anything, there’s blokes past retirement age still piloting car transporters about and you won’t much more demanding work than that these days other than plant and handball shop/pub dels.

No i wouldn’t do multi drop pallet work, whether artic or rigid because imho it’s bloody horrible work and the vast majority of the planners and bods behind the desks i’ve met so far are ā€˜unprintable’, let alone the miserable as sin forkies, but others thrive on and seem to enjoy it, each to their own eh?

Foreigners doing all the hard work?, don’t think so mate not once they get their feet under the table, but there are exceptions in everything, some nationalities are more bolshy than others and Brits are in no position to lecture others on this subject, but some of the foreigners try to make their new work place a bit of closed shop where they rule and try to discourage others, that’s happened not just in driving by the way.

I had a very interesting Lithuanian lad who i trained up a while ago, young capable wanted to learn and very smart, one thing that stuck in my mind why he wanted to work hereā€¦ā€˜ā€˜the English work here for years, they don’t stay at rubbish companies if there’s an alternative’’ :bulb:

I’ve seen lots of your posts, where DO you work? You have nothing but positive things to say about it and it sounds like one of those ā€œdead mans shoes jobsā€.

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Juddian:

I’ve seen lots of your posts, where DO you work? You have nothing but positive things to say about it and it sounds like one of those ā€œdead mans shoes jobsā€.

Yeah i do waffle a lot, hence a lot of posts :blush:
Nope sorry won’t say what or where it is, i was lucky enough to land a job here when i needed one badly, have no regrets.

Good jobs are out there, as said by Grandpa if you’re lucky enough to have a good one then it needs looking after by doing your best to keep it good for the company too, if it isn’t looked after before you know it there’s another bloody contract gone to the green death and then the job’s buggered.

Juddian:

Trucking sideways:

Juddian:

I’ve seen lots of your posts, where DO you work? You have nothing but positive things to say about it and it sounds like one of those ā€œdead mans shoes jobsā€.

Yeah i do waffle a lot, hence a lot of posts :blush:
Nope sorry won’t say what or where it is, i was lucky enough to land a job here when i needed one badly, have no regrets.

Good jobs are out there, as said by Grandpa if you’re lucky enough to have a good one then it needs looking after by doing your best to keep it good for the company too, if it isn’t looked after before you know it there’s another bloody contract gone to the green death and then the job’s buggered.

I wouldn’t expect you to divulge on open forum, your employer is like robroys parking spots, a great mystery. last thing you would want is your employers phone ringing off the hook and lines of blokes queuing up outside to ask for a job all saying they’re from TruckNet. My interest was peaked when you told your story about the lad you helped reverse then said you’d give him the number of who to contact for a job.

I’m guessing it’s tankers, and maybe fuel. Holy grail if it is. I’ve been asking for op escalin training for a while to get a foot in the door with the big names when I leave the army.No such luck yet though. An old colleague did it and worked with shell for a week learning on their vehicles. Got a phone number then left to go work with them.

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Juddian:

Trucking sideways:

Juddian:

I’ve seen lots of your posts, where DO you work? You have nothing but positive things to say about it and it sounds like one of those ā€œdead mans shoes jobsā€.

Yeah i do waffle a lot, hence a lot of posts :blush:
Nope sorry won’t say what or where it is, i was lucky enough to land a job here when i needed one badly, have no regrets.

Good jobs are out there, as said by Grandpa if you’re lucky enough to have a good one then it needs looking after by doing your best to keep it good for the company too, if it isn’t looked after before you know it there’s another bloody contract gone to the green death and then the job’s buggered.

I wouldn’t expect you to divulge on open forum, your employer is like robroys parking spots, a great mystery. last thing you would want is your employers phone ringing off the hook and lines of blokes queuing up outside to ask for a job all saying they’re from TruckNet. My interest was peaked when you told your story about the lad you helped reverse then said you’d give him the number of who to contact for a job.

I’m guessing it’s tankers, and maybe fuel. Holy grail if it is. I’ve been asking for op escalin training for a while to get a foot in the door with the big names when I leave the army.No such luck yet though. An old colleague did it and worked with shell for a week learning on their vehicles. Got a phone number then left to go work with them.

Robroy’s dogging spots you say :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Your old colleague got a sniff, maybe a nod and a wink and fair play to him ripped their arm off.

Way back in the 80’s i spent a good few years on various haulage, tipper, rolonoff skips etc and one day out of the blue i got an offer driving vans on nights 4 on 4 off for a ā– ā– ā– ā–  sight more than i was on driving artics, i too ripped the bods arm off and that led directly within 6 months to my big break, a night job on artics when the job suddenly expanded which was one of the best paid lorry jobs going at the time, never looked back after that, met some good contacts on that job too.

What i’m trying to say is, you never know what will come your way, and when an offer comes out of the blue like that the secret is not to ponce about having a think, a chat with the mrs all that ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  cos while you’re ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  about some other bugger has nipped in and swiped it from under your nose, where i am i now one bloke who wasn’t hungry enough or keen enough for the job, the aforesaid chat with the mrs and i’ll get back to you sort of thing, well he didn’t get it and i’m of the opinion that they assume if someone ain’t that bothered to land a good number what are they going to be like down the line when they can’t be arsed, maybe i’m wrong but that’s how i read it.

Keep whittling 'em mate, the more things you’ve got experience in and tickets for the more your CV leaves others standing when you do apply in civvy street, good luck.

Don’t laugh guys, as time marches on you too are going to feel the effects of the physical labour that is now included in the job and there are no signs that it’s going to get any easier. H&S was never about workload, it’s about the employers safeguarding themselves against negligence and compensation claims, hence the obligatory PPE. Your physical safety means nothing as long as the employer isn’t responsible for it.

It’s taken me four months to realize that HGV driving is now a dead occupation based on maximum workload and competition, just like those poor sods in the slave labour warehouses. It’s why certain companies are constantly advertising for drivers in my area and those being what’s now on offer across all agencies. There is no container work, there are no trunks as we used to know them, or tanker jobs, but what there are is plenty of the workloads mentioned in the op. If you switchlogic think there is no physical labour involved anymore, stay put in your comfort bubble fantasy, because you’ll get a rude awakening outside in the real world!

That ā€˜guaranteed’ one and a half hour run that I mention earlier that turned from Royal Mail into Hermes, do you think I’ll ever hear from that agency again? Of course not, they’ll be busy trying to fool someone else instead, but another agency with the same promised nonsense will pop up shortly. I’m prepared to sit tight and wait for a job I can do to come up, or alternatively look for another line of work. Yet I genuinely feel sorry for the guys of my age who are pulling back frozen curtains five times a night, unloading with a pump truck, or speeding along at 60mph on icy roads trying to stick to a deadline, because that’s the 90% reality of it now.

I’ll wake up tomorrow morning missing Ā£100, but without injuries or stress and I’ll sleep well without worrying what the next night will bring. If a job is now so bad, I’m probably better away from it. My heyday was BT, Sainsbury’s and Asda, but you’ve got more chance of winning the lottery than getting back with those people again. :slight_smile:

The work now is mostly a piece of ā– ā– ā– ā–  the driving is also a piece of ā– ā– ā– ā–  everything automatically
Your going on like your 75 years old and will never get a half decent job
I can see the interview
You question, do I have to lift anything or pull anything
Is it only one drop
Im old so i am limited to what i can do
If you have a medical condition i understand
If you’re only in your early 60’s and you don’t then I you don’t want to work for your money
Age is not a barrier
I wish you well in your hunt for the perfect job

Juddian is right. An Opportunity arises rarely and when it does, grab it. The other 364 days of the year …
A day in the life of Grandpa. :laughing:

Phone rings:

Agency: I’m (garbled) from (garbled) agency, are you looking for work?

Me: Yes.

Agency: What are you after?

Me: Pref’ nights, straight trunking delivery/collection, bay to bay, no handball.

Agency: We’ve got a job you’ll definitely be interested in.

Me: What’s the job?

Agency: Aldi, five drops, easy runs. No handball, they give you a pump truck and …

Me: Turns off phone.

Repeat day after day for months on end in varying forms. :unamused:

Grandpa:
Agency: Aldi, five drops, easy runs. No handball, they give you a pump truck and …

Me: Turns off phone.

Welp, you could’ve at least asked if it’s an electric pump truck. HOnestly it’s not that bad having to unload so long as it’s not stupidly haevy stuff like building mats etc or awkwardly sized/shaped pallets. It’s a nice break from driving for 4 hours straight, if you’re alone you can take as much time as you need or want (within reason), if something’s too heavy you can (should) leave it on the truck, it’s a bit of an exercise - at least you will be moving around for 40-50-60 mins. I’ve been doing it for a few months and only needed a week to get used to it, never had sore muscles or felt tired afterwards (ok, on a couple of occasions I did but that was in my 1st week).

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Juddian:
Grandpa, with the greatest possible respect it’s possible … snip …

I’ve seen lots of your posts, where DO you work? You have nothing but positive things to say about it and it sounds like one of those ā€œdead mans shoes jobsā€.

I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Juddian a few months ago and can indeed confirm that the Co he works for are an exceptional employer and fully deserve the plaudits that they receive. In fact if it wasn’t a bit too far to commute I’d be chaining myself to their gates and generally making myself a right PITA until they took me on just to keep me quiet! :wink:

The 2 jobs that come to mind for Grandpa are probably the 2 easiest jobs I’ve ever had in my life.

  1. Tipper/Bulker workā€¦ā€œhere is your 28 tonne of sand, where do you want it guv?ā€ā€¦ Pulls lever and let’s handbrake off whilst load self tips.

  2. Containers… ā€œhere is your box guv, where do you want me whilst You tip meā€ā€¦ Opens back door then then lays on bunk for 3 hours watching TV.

These 2 jobs are what you should be doing Grandpa.

Carryfast… I have NEVER once been asked or expected to help unload on containers. Its their goods they unload. Like Switch logic says, you obviously have never been on containers!!!.

msgyorkie:
Carryfast… I have NEVER once been asked or expected to help unload on containers. Its their goods they unload. Like Switch logic says, you obviously have never been on containers!!!.

Of course he hasn’t, but where’s the fun in just bowing out gracefully? No, what’ll happen is that he’ll furiously scour Google and Wikipedia and publish ā€œfactsā€ over and over again in a weird kind of gobbledegook English to back up his assertions until finally anyone arguing against him will get bored and drift off to do something more worthwhile like trimming their pubic region whereupon he’ll decide that he’s ā€œwonā€ the argument. :wink:

I’ve never done manual labour.
That was the reason I took up lorry driving in the first place.

the maoster:

msgyorkie:
Carryfast… I have NEVER once been asked or expected to help unload on containers. Its their goods they unload. Like Switch logic says, you obviously have never been on containers!!!.

Of course he hasn’t, but where’s the fun in just bowing out gracefully? No, what’ll happen is that he’ll furiously scour Google and Wikipedia and publish ā€œfactsā€ over and over again in a weird kind of gobbledegook English to back up his assertions until finally anyone arguing against him will get bored and drift off to do something more worthwhile like trimming their pubic region whereupon he’ll decide that he’s ā€œwonā€ the argument. :wink:

:grimacing: I so wish I had written that. :stuck_out_tongue:

Grandpa:
If you switchlogic think there is no physical labour involved anymore, stay put in your comfort bubble fantasy, because you’ll get a rude awakening outside in the real world!

24 jobs in 22 years, from fridges to pallet networks to parcel companies to supermarkets to general haulage to tankers to yes agencies, I think I’ve plenty of experience of the ā€˜real’ world as you put it. Funny how you and I seem to have such radically different experiences of the job…

Grandpa:
Juddian is right. An Opportunity arises rarely and when it does, grab it. The other 364 days of the year …
A day in the life of Grandpa. :laughing:

Phone rings:

Agency: I’m (garbled) from (garbled) agency, are you looking for work?

Me: Yes.

Agency: What are you after?

Me: Pref’ nights, straight trunking delivery/collection, bay to bay, no handball.

Agency: We’ve got a job you’ll definitely be interested in.

Me: What’s the job?

Agency: Aldi, five drops, easy runs. No handball, they give you a pump truck and …

Me: Turns off phone.

Repeat day after day for months on end in varying forms. :unamused:

To be fair anyone with half an ounce of common sense would realize by now that maybe, just maybe agencies arent for them…why don’t you try getting a job direct? I decided I was fed up of max hours 6 days a week so went on tankers 4 on 4 off and it was one of best things I’ve done. There’s so much easy work out there but you seem like you can’t be bothered looking and expect an agency to drop the perfect job in your lap

There are good jobs out there, but they’re a needle in a haystack. As soon as one comes up it’s taken instantly. Yet I do agree that we all see the job in a different perspective. Those in secure doable jobs will see things very differently from those that aren’t and imagine that everywhere is the same. The physical aspect that is now required will also come into play. So too will age; where are these tanker companies that are willing to spend time and money training up someone nearly 65 years old in an aging workforce? Is an Aldi job so attractive that they have a year round recruitment drive going on?

Major employers that are complaining they can’t get drivers are the ones who have burned them out. The op is an example of a small private haulage firm that can’t get drivers which I went to directly and there are others. They were no different.

Go on, don’t just ignore it; let the statistics and comments show you why people are leaving the industry in droves. It can’t be just the CPC; no one is going to throw away an occupational career because they don’t want to sit in a classroom for a week.

ā€˜The much-reported shortage of UK truck drivers may be attributed more to a paucity of attractive employment opportunities in the industry than a dearth of large goods vehicle (LGV) licence holders, a transport consultant has claimed.’

So, those of you in safe secure jobs have an entirely different outlook on those that don’t and are forced to use agencies, or the small general haulage companies that will also work you ragged. Work isn’t or shouldn’t be about a test of strength, or stamina, to see how long you can last without injury or burning yourself out. If you ever lose those ā€˜nice’ jobs, for those that have them, you’re going to get a very rude awakening out in the real world of transport as it has now become. There isn’t a shortage of drivers, there’s a shortage of work that isn’t based around extracting every minute out of your working hours, including physical labour that will leave you stressed and exhausted at the end of every shift.

Let’s be honest about this. We all spent time and money learning to drive HGVs and gained experience over many years. It is a skill. That skill is now secondary and the job has turned us into competitive labourers, fork lift truck drivers, un/loaders and occasionally warehouse workers for agencies, because the long and short of it is, is that it’s what businesses now rely on. If you aren’t involved in all this, you’re the lucky ones.

The comments of ā€˜welp’ and you’re a fat ugly b**tard are just childish. The way things are going eventually you too will end up in the position of others and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

i was taking this topic somewhere between with a pinch of salt and serious though on reflection, if his heyday claim to fame was working for bt,sainsbury and asda,then its not hard to see why opening a set of curtains 4 times in a shift would be beyond him.
working anywhere on agency then there is no need for loyalty,if everything dont work perfectly including easy opening curtains,then just reject and vor till they send you jome and refuse to let you back.
if you get it clarified even by txt exactlly what the shift entails and it dont suit you,then refuse it.
if it changes once you turn up,then refuse it till either you get proper shifts,or your phone stops ringing as even the agencys wont want to be using you.
id reckon the o/p would reject a shift as an astronaut due to excessive travelling.