Immigrants in trailers

Shame the trailer makers dont make a system where once an illegal entry is detected,the trailer emits a pungent or irritating gas,not so much as CS gas,as we will get sued for damages,and end up in the courts for assault on the little darlings.Some form of chemical formulae that is legal,either that or we keep the Rotweiler and German Shepherd in the trailer. :unamused:

if you go to any painball suppliers, you can get smoke cannisters. they’re very good.

A fine sprayed mist of lard when they cut the seal would do it.

just wire the seal up to the batteries

Vascoingles:
just wire the seal up to the batteries

lmfao :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

has anyone come across any good looking female illegals?
well it’ll give a whole new meaning to the phrase ā€œi’ll give you a ride across the channelā€.

I was parked overnight in a service area near Rouen once on my way home, and some got into the back of a potato carrier, I don’t know how long they were in there, but they made a lot of noise trying to get out due to the fumes spuds give off (I didn’t know that) anyway the driver called the police who took their time coming and then had a coffee when they arrived before they let them out. None of them looked very well for their experience.

toby1234abc:
'…not so much as CS gas,as:

Zyclon B perhaps?

Happy Keith:

toby1234abc:
'…not so much as CS gas,as:

Zyclon B perhaps?

not funny nor clever that, is it? :unamused:

jj72:

Happy Keith:

toby1234abc:
'…not so much as CS gas,as:

Zyclon B perhaps?

not funny nor clever that, is it? :unamused:

Is that you answering a question with a question, Doctor?

I was initially being loyally mindful of alleged British innocents doing stir for ā€˜illegal transporting’ …I’ll fetch me shower cap.

i seem to remember seeing fridges for somebody like M&S with a sign on the door warning about the dangerous gases and needing to leave doors open before entering?
has anybody seen this before? maybe we could use that gas on fridges that do the continent :open_mouth:

welshboyinspain:
i seem to remember seeing fridges for somebody like M&S with a sign on the door warning about the dangerous gases and needing to leave doors open before entering?
has anybody seen this before? maybe we could use that gas on fridges that do the continent :open_mouth:

Maybe that was because the gaseous LIN (Liquid Nitrogen) cooling media replaced the air/oxygen in the trailer - now mostly history due to our improved ability to abuse fossil fuelled (diesel) reefers…