NASA have emailed me to say Immigrant will be the next Tim Peake, let us wish him a safe trip, but it is one way only, best to cancel the milk and paper delivery then.
I think he stole your crown as the resident space monkey Toby. I heard you had put your name down so you can meet the mayor of the moon
could get Dozy to drive the space station and have Immigrant in charge of communications … should be a right laugh
Think you will find the Immigrant is already spaced out, as for Dozy, well he’s just plain dozy ! 
NASA does not employ Diabetics 
Immigrant:
NASA does not employ Diabetics
Who said you was gonna be employed 
Immigrant:
NASA does not employ Diabetics
Forgot the accent again
You need a rocket driver Dcpc, all that G force and gravitational pull , ratchet straps or internal straps are required.
How to set the sat nav.
Immigrant:
NASA does not employ Diabetics
Nor Diabolicals
toby1234abc:
NASA have emailed me to say Immigrant will be the next Tim Peake, let us wish him a safe trip, but it is one way only, best to cancel the milk and paper delivery then.
I wish admin would delete him. His contributions to the site are on par with that other idiot pimpdaddy.
No chance, have night mares over the wraith turning up on Earth , no chance I’d go into space with them and there hives about , well if they let me have a go at the wheel of Prometheus I might ,but not a jumper , think you need the special powers of col Shepard to pilot a jumper anyway .
Carl Usher:
toby1234abc:
NASA have emailed me to say Immigrant will be the next Tim Peake, let us wish him a safe trip, but it is one way only, best to cancel the milk and paper delivery then.I wish admin would delete him. His contributions to the site are on par with that other idiot pimpdaddy.
I reckon he would have been shot into space years ago if his mam hadn’t been bladdered. 
it was meant to be a 3 man and monkey flight…the instructions after blastoff were as follows…
astronaut 1…at 500 miles up,give the monkey a visual examination,take temperature etc,check all safety gauges,jettison fuel tanks,reset course,check in with houston,and comply with all instructions…immigrant and dozy…feed the monkey 
dieseldog999:
Carl Usher:
toby1234abc:
NASA have emailed me to say Immigrant will be the next Tim Peake, let us wish him a safe trip, but it is one way only, best to cancel the milk and paper delivery then.I wish admin would delete him. His contributions to the site are on par with that other idiot pimpdaddy.
I reckon he would have been shot into space years ago if his mam hadn’t been bladdered.
it was meant to be a 3 man and monkey flight…the instructions after blastoff were as follows…
astronaut 1…at 500 miles up,give the monkey a visual examination,take temperature etc,check all safety gauges,jettison fuel tanks,reset course,check in with houston,and comply with all instructions…immigrant and dozy…feed the monkey
I think Ady plays up to the audience a lot of the time and he isn’t as thick in real life as he often comes across on here. I could see myself enjoying a pint with him (alas, not cider though 
), exhanching stories of daft stuff we’ve done over the years and generally taking the ■■■■ - he does take the abuse he gets on here well . Immigrant and pimpdaddy, on the other hand… 
You need to wait till i am back
I think of Tesco when I see pimpdaddys avitar 