I'm bored

So I set off Sunday morning on a job (I pump turds) quite a way from home clearing one pumping station travelling 1 1/2 miles and emptying into another, back and forth, job done, well and truly run out of hours, no sleeper (who would really want one) I’m sat on a bed in nowhere in particular the usual white linen, had a curry and 2 beers, am now 3 hours into my 9, bored not tired, watching music vid’s on you tube, alarm on for 5.30 day driver due in at 8 and its 2.45 drive oops me thinks i’ll be late, (I hate taco hours, I’ve driven all of 3 1/2 hours all day)

Rant over

Get Netflix and youporn on your phone mate always passes time.

Williams9881:
Get Netflix and youporn on your phone mate always passes time.

My phone is old school then again so am I, I don’t do tv at all and as for youporn I can probably guess what that is, old ■■■■ springs to mind, thanks for the ideas maybe not hey !

Muckspreader:
So I set off Sunday morning on a job (I pump turds)

:open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

You really need to think before writing don’t you :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing:

You really need to think before writing don’t you :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing:
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He never does. He is full of what is in the tank on his lorry.

I have driven a honey tanker,I know what he means.

i thought this sort of work was on domestic driving hrs?

Darkside:
You really need to think before writing don’t you :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing:

He never does. He is full of what is in the tank on his lorry.
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Its not often you can call some one full of ■■■■ and get away with it :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

276.jpgIv been on the tolly truck too.
another one of the best jobs i ever had, true !. 5 loads and the rest of the days my own. no one ever bothers you . lovelly big mec with sleeper.
oh how i wish i was back in the land of mingin bliss !
im now going to try and add a picci.

ringfur:
0Iv been on the tolly truck too.
another one of the best jobs i ever had, true !. 5 loads and the rest of the days my own. no one ever bothers you . lovelly big mec with sleeper.
oh how i wish i was back in the land of mingin bliss !
im now going to try and add a picci.

You blanked the “S” off the name of the company so it wouldn’t identify you ? :smiley:

Mike-C:

ringfur:
0Iv been on the tolly truck too.
another one of the best jobs i ever had, true !. 5 loads and the rest of the days my own. no one ever bothers you . lovelly big mec with sleeper.
oh how i wish i was back in the land of mingin bliss !
im now going to try and add a picci.

You blanked the “S” off the name of the company so it wouldn’t identify you ? :smiley:

PMSL!

Or even ■■■■ MSL! :laughing:

To muck spreader or Ringfur, have you had any horror stories of the hoses bursting etc! That would be my worse nightmare. Even chemical toilets make me gag. :blush:

Muckspreader:
white linen, had a curry and 2 beers

Sounds good to me if the boss is paying for everything.

Pimpdaddy:

Muckspreader:
white linen, had a curry and 2 beers

Sounds good to me if the boss is paying for everything.

Of course he is. He is the boss isn’t he?

I am the boss Yes, the lads get treated the same way if they get stuck out somewhere, hotel plus meal & 2 drinks plus £30

We are on domestic hours and sometimes on log book, sometimes tacho, we have to run to South Wales on one job, this particular job was in the West Midlands, I had done more than enough hours to even think about driving.

Muck doesn’t smell as you’d expect it too once its sat for a while the smell changes, getting covered in it makes you pay more attention in the future, over 10 years since I had a head 2 toe.

It’s a better job than most people think it is, get in the cab with dirty boots I reckon you won’t last 2 weeks on the job, be ana* (sorry about the pun) about being clean & tidy and the jobs more than ok