Boss - I need a word outside…………………………A lads leaving and I’m giving you his truck (18 month old Volvo 460)
Me - Don’t want it (have 10 year old Scania)
Boss — don’t you like Volvos? There’s a Daf out of the paintshop next week?
Me - don’t want that either just leave me with the old one and give one of the other lads the new truck. Don’t want it.
See as I say it new trucks need paying for, they need washing, they need scraping, they can go into central London the list goes on.
Funny as owt as I think he thought he was doing me a good turn but surly it’s a non starter