“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want
you to get me is a face lift and a ■■■■ job” said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.
“Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo” I replied.
“Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one” she said.
“My point exactly.”