hair restorer!!
bonnie lass:
:shock: hair restorer!!
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
‘I feel terrible,’ he explains, ‘I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.’
The blonde says, ‘Don’t worry.’
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, ‘What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?’
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says …
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‘Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.’
classic
Hey guess what,had a shock yesterday, i got called to the bosses office…theres me thinking whats gone wrong!.. they said my name came up the easter draw & they presented me with a huge chocolate egg , (i never knew they did a draw), so I put the seat belt on it & drove home. What a nice suprise, it was bigger than my kettle!! 1kg of chocolate, dinner sorted 
& brekky, & dinner today, i’ll have to cook tommorow now 
bonnie lass:
:lol:Hey guess what,had a shock yesterday, i got called to the bosses office…theres me thinking whats gone wrong!.. they said my name came up the easter draw & they presented me with a huge chocolate egg , (i never knew they did a draw), so I put the seat belt on it & drove home. What a nice suprise, it was bigger than my kettle!! 1kg of chocolate, dinner sorted
Go buy another egg, they still selling them cheap 
Think I’ve had enough choccy for a while, need meat now,must get back on good eating habits lol:-)
bonnie lass:
Think I’ve had enough choccy for a while, need meat now,must get back on good eating habits lol:-)
I eat loads of meat and not many sweet things but while watching The Cube tonight I demolished a whole pack of Jaffa Cakes, you just can’t eat a couple of those can you?
I love jaffa cakes, once the packet is opened, well thery are history-all gone. Not very often I demolish large quantities, I much prefer good plain food, but have been doing very heavy workload + just couldn’t be bothered to cook for myself on this occasion
Some days are like that especially after a hard day, “just can’t be arsed was common while I was at work”.
Too tired after work to go shopping, freezer good as empty, up bright +early for work 4.30 ain’t gone to sleep yet, another heavy week ahead, still it pays the bills+ I keep right on smiling 
Bacon buttie for brekkie , I’m looseing too much weight, )
bonnie lass:
Bacon buttie for brekkie , I’m looseing too much weight,
Tea time now - chicken kebab sounds nice, just salad and no chips
Chicken kebab sounds nice, I just had me haggis , got to have 5 day(meats) keep my strength up!!
bonnie lass:
Chicken kebab sounds nice, I just had me haggis
5 meats a day? Quite a girl
don’t care much for rabbit food,…look what happened to poooor easter bunny ,see no stamina
bonnie lass:
:oops: don’t care much for rabbit food,…look what happened to poooor easter bunny
Not much stamina in a bunny when my whippet used to be on their tails 
I like jugged hare,although I haven’t had it for a long while now due to the decline in many areas, love game- ‘fur & feathers’ 
, have to scout about when I next have time, may get a pheasent…Mmmmm, that would be nice
I like game too, not had any for ages, not real fresh stuff anyway, my dog died 4 years ago and I haven’t bothered since 
Sorry to hear aout your dog , I miss mine ,he died bout 7/8 years ago, I’ve always keep working dogs & particualy like terriers, he was however the last one & I haven’t got the time or dedication to give another dog yet,but I sometimes miss the company even now.
Every so often I get lucky & for some reason or another I seem to be in the right place at the right time & then its ‘fair game’ , & alls well lol