If you could use a baseball bat

Jorge Lorenzo

Vanessa Feltz, then we could ALL have a bit of peace & quiet in the mornings

Fat Controller:
Vanessa Feltz, then we could ALL have a bit of peace & quiet in the mornings

I think it may be easier to retune your wireless receiver.

I could, but it wouldn’t be as satifying :smiling_imp:

My next door neighbour’s dog and I’d enjoy every second of it.

That long haired purmed teet off the tely called Alan Davies,hes on everything. McDonald staff that insist to ask if you want a menu when you have said quite clearly you want an individual item that it not with a menu.
Folks that dont wipe the wee off the loo and ones that do not use the loo brush,i dont want to know that you had sweetcorn for your dinner last night.
TM`s that say what took you so long,and that such and such blue eyed driver can do it in such a time.
Drivers that swerve to avoid small animals in the road nearly causing and accident over a vole or water rat.Go to Spain,they run over stray dogs for sport to keep the population down.
Tv cop progammes,that show serious offences,and at the end of the programme the narrator says he or she gets off with a slap on the wrist for 4 hour police chase wrecking parked cars on the route.

Any body who suggests i go on an anger management course.

44 Tonne Ton:
Any politician who spouts bollox… :smiling_imp:

you’ll be busy

I will stick with Stephen Hughes only hit him twice as hard

Any NIMBY,they dont like wind turbines,anything new,progress,and so on,where do they find the time to be a top class NIMBY. Old ■■■■■ standing on a bridge all day recording naughty lorryists going over a 400 year old bridge in Bradford on Avon,bless them.