If you could use a baseball bat

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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If you could use a baseball bat on any one person, famous or not, and get away with it, who would it be ■■? Who really gets right on your ■■■, up your nose ■■? Or do you have a list as long as your arm ■■?

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Any politician who spouts bollox… :smiling_imp:

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One or two on here! :wink:

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The forklift drivers at Brickworks in Measham, the most ignorant arogant ferkers you could wish to meet!!!

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no one, wouldnt wish to cause harm to a fellow human being :exclamation:

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my mr’s right at this moment :grimacing: .she’s just burnt my cheese on toast…

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Alex Reid. :imp:

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all members of staff at the UKBA. then i’ll see how they like to be strip searched.

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green456:
no one, wouldnt wish to cause harm to a fellow human being :exclamation:

I second this, no matter how much some on irritates me I wouldn’t want to physically hurt them. Even Carryfast

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too much of a list ranging from kids to old people would be easier to list people i wouldnt hit

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Robert Peston.

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bald bloke:
Alex Reid. :imp:

+1 good to see someone who has the same feelings as me :slight_smile:

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Nobody at the moment, I took care of it last year thanks.

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My Ex,
then my Ex before last,
My ex before lasts mum, then the mum of the last
then a old mate I had a big falling out with after he stole from me,
then a guy who took my first Ex,
then a guy who took my ex after that ex,
the doopy girl in Morrisons who asks me for ID everyday I go in for ■■■■ for like the last 6 months or so (still cant remember I’m Near 28 even though she sees me everyday),
My old boss who owned the company then
My old manager (what a ■■■■■■ he was)
The forklift drivers who see you waiting to get unloaded and then sit and chat to others
Gok Wan :unamused:

I think thats most of them although I’m sure theres more but there the obvious, basically anyone whos ■■■■■■ me over (apart from the last :laughing: ) not too bad guess I’m quite a calm person I suppose :grimacing:

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Any Pedo, ■■■■■■ or dictator that has the nerve to breath our air! Oh and that plank that invented tax!

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Ant & dec

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Maybe someone who caused harm to me my family or close friends. But to want to beat someone with a baseball bat because they irritate you on television or something says you have issues.

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Any premiership poofballer, in particular John Terry and Ashley Cole.

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switchlogic:

green456:
no one, wouldnt wish to cause harm to a fellow human being :exclamation:

I second this, no matter how much some on irritates me I wouldn’t want to physically hurt them. Even Carryfast

You two have never lived…
There is no feeling on earth like the satisfaction of seeing certain people looking rather unwell as you walk away…

Nurse, I’m ready for my bath now…

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DoYouMeanMe?:

switchlogic:

green456:
no one, wouldnt wish to cause harm to a fellow human being :exclamation:

I second this, no matter how much some on irritates me I wouldn’t want to physically hurt them. Even Carryfast

You two have never lived…
There is no feeling on earth like the satisfaction of seeing certain people looking rather unwell as you walk away…

Nurse, I’m ready for my bath now…

+1

That is a great feeling the trouble is once you start its hard to stop, my father was the same when he was young I remember looking out the window and see him holding the neighbours throat and pushing him over a dustbin that had just had a fire put out in it smoke coming out etc, this was all over a neighbour who didnt warn him he was going to light a fire and by that time my mum had already put the washing out to dry. I must have issues too :laughing: funny thing is though my dad is so laid back now says i’m too old for hassle these days :laughing:

Moral of the story I think you calm down with old age :grimacing: