What would it do?
For starters it’d have automatic lights that turn on at dusk, the fog lights would be disabled, and an audible “warning woman driver reversing” alarm.
What would it do?
For starters it’d have automatic lights that turn on at dusk, the fog lights would be disabled, and an audible “warning woman driver reversing” alarm.
Tris:
What would it do?For starters it’d have automatic lights that turn on at dusk, the fog lights would be disabled, and an audible “warning woman driver reversing” alarm.
And vanity mirror would be removed
no charge points for phones, i pads etc
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Ultimate woman driver mode. The wheels would lock up disabling the car from being used. Could have an ejection seat too.
A jammer would disable mobile phone signals when being driven.
On Wednesday my wife decided to rear end a skip truck and wonders how her car (VW Beetle) came off worst !! (knocked the rear under run bar off ffs). She is now using one of mine so would like a 3 phase jolt of electric if she even thinks about doing something daft in it.
raymundo:
On Wednesday my wife decided to rear end a skip truck and wonders how her car (VW Beetle) came off worst !! (knocked the rear under run bar off ffs). She is now using one of mine so would like a 3 phase jolt of electric if she even thinks about doing something daft in it.
Maybe she was blinded by the cloud of black soot engulfing her VW.
James the cat:
raymundo:
On Wednesday my wife decided to rear end a skip truck and wonders how her car (VW Beetle) came off worst !! (knocked the rear under run bar off ffs). She is now using one of mine so would like a 3 phase jolt of electric if she even thinks about doing something daft in it.Maybe she was blinded by the cloud of black soot engulfing her VW.
Wot from the truck or her VW ? if the later then No 'cos hers is a 1600cc petrol, but … she is now driving a 10 plate 2ltr diesel Passat so now helping to wipe out humanity as it’s one of ‘those’. The car has only done just over 45k miles and the exhaust pipe is as clean as the day it came out of the factory, so proves the DPF and the Adblue system is workin if nowt else
raymundo:
James the cat:
raymundo:
On Wednesday my wife decided to rear end a skip truck and wonders how her car (VW Beetle) came off worst !! (knocked the rear under run bar off ffs). She is now using one of mine so would like a 3 phase jolt of electric if she even thinks about doing something daft in it.Maybe she was blinded by the cloud of black soot engulfing her VW.
Wot from the truck or her VW ? if the later then No 'cos hers is a 1600cc petrol, but … she is now driving a 10 plate 2ltr diesel Passat
so now helping to wipe out humanity as it’s one of ‘those’. The car has only done just over 45k miles and the exhaust pipe is as clean as the day it came out of the factory, so proves the DPF and the Adblue system is workin if nowt else
Didn’t realise they’d get to you and turn customers so fast.
Was it a jack boot on the chest with a Luger pressed against your ear or something more subtle like a VW staff car parked ominously outside your work to send you “a message”?
wait for the backlash from the women truckers[actually having said that they probably say the same about your average woman car driver]
truckman020:
wait for the backlash from the women truckers[actually having said that they probably say the same about your average woman car driver]
Ha ha most of them are rat bag lesbians so don’t count.
Would defo need to have something that can help park BETWEEN the white lines in carparks!!!
Big Truck:
Would defo need to have something that can help park BETWEEN the white lines in carparks!!!
An automatic camera that takes a photo when they don’t get between the lines and/or park in the wrong place completely. Camera then sends automatic upload to youparklikeac@@t.com.
No wheels !
Simple answer to the original post … If that were the case cars would never have been invented !
Winseer:
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Why do I need all of those Knobs for
Tris:
truckman020:
wait for the backlash from the women truckers[actually having said that they probably say the same about your average woman car driver]Ha ha most of them are rat bag lesbians so don’t count.
nope I am defo not
James the cat:
Big Truck:
Would defo need to have something that can help park BETWEEN the white lines in carparks!!!An automatic camera that takes a photo when they don’t get between the lines and/or park in the wrong place completely. Camera then sends automatic upload to youparklikeac@@t.com.
Yep I can park a car alway have been able to thanks I did have a good teacher mind my dad who was a perfectionist
raymundo:
On Wednesday my wife decided to rear end a skip truck and wonders how her car (VW Beetle) came off worst !! (knocked the rear under run bar off ffs). She is now using one of mine so would like a 3 phase jolt of electric if she even thinks about doing something daft in it.
certainly sounds preferable to being rear ended by a skip driver.