We all know those little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Well, how about some “ASSIGNS?”
Here goes:
(!) a regular a$$
(!) a fat a$$
(!) a tight a$$
(*) a sore a$$
{!} a swishy a$$
(o) an a$$ that’s been around
(x) kiss my a$$
(X) leave my a$$ alone
(zzz) a tired a$$
(E=mc2) a smart a$$
($) Money coming out of his a$$
(?) Dumb A$$