i’ve been to see a doctor, they have changed colour since the last time i went. he was from india. anyway here’s what happened:
Goodness gracious me, you are lookings like [zb]. what has been happenings to you?
well doc, i heard a knock at the door, and there was a giant beetle, it was about 10’ tall, and built like a brick [zb] house, then for no reason it went beserk, hitting, and kicking. it went at it for ages, then wandered off and did the same to my neighbour.
oh yes yes yes no, deary me. there is a very nasty bug going around.
