And it was like that:
I had some agency job, multidrop palletised deliveries arround Ayrshire.
I arrived with my delivery (five pallets of Coca-Cola drinks) to one huge Holiday park. Guy asked me:
- what do you have me?
- Soft drinks - I answered
- Very well - he nodded - How much?
I checked in the paperwork: - I don’t want to count all this houndred of cases, but I can tell you that this is five pallets, that’s slightly over 4 tons and 7 hundreds kilos alltogether.
- Very well - he nodded again. - Please come with me.
I followed him over the grass then over the kerb, then on the very step path, then through the narrow doors, then along long corridor, then 4 steps down to the big cellar. On this cellar there were some shelves, other chambers and it was very dark and hot.
- Please put the cans here, on that shelves, but keep them separately - cola from fanta, sprite etc. Then bottles going on the floor, but please leave acces to the machinery. And juices are going upstair to the other room. And be hurry, becouse you are blocking evacuation path - ordered me. - Do you have any questions?
- Yes - I told him - When I will finish, you want me to mop the floor, or you prefere me to do the dishes first?
Guy becomed very indigant with my answer: - Are you making fun of me?
- You started first - I told him.
- You got a problem, pal? - he started to be slightly agressive.
I remembered, that when Napoleon Bonaparte arrived to some city he was very angry, that they havent salute for him, and he demanded city major why. Guy told him: “There are various reasons. First of all, we don’t have cannons…” Napoleon interupted him and told “Thank you, that’s enaugh for me”.
So I decided to give similar answer and I told him:
- There are various reasons: first of all, I have no time. Second, I don’t have trolley or nothing…
Guy obviously wasn’t Napoleon Class. He told me:
“That’s not my problem”. And went away, when I was forced to move my lorry for some garbage truck.
When I found him about 5 minutes later I gave him two options: he will send someone to me to unload the van, or he will just sign me, that he is refusing to accept that delivery. He was really ■■■■■■ of. He told me, that “some lorry driver will not teach me my job! I am a janitor here, not some porter, and I am earning 6.50 per hour!” and he told, that he’ll call my company to report me.
I told him that I can wait for results of his call. “In fact is even better for me, as I am earning so poor money as a driver” - I told him - “So i will be happy to do some overtime paid 10.25 instead of usual 8”.
So he was become dark red on the face and went to the phone.
Meanwhile a supervisor came and asked me what I am waiting for. I explained him situation. He told me, that he will give me two chaps to help me. One of them was this bigheaded janitor, who was feel so important.
Anyway I decided to help them, but we spent 3 hours to unload the lorry and put all stuff just to first, closest chamber. After four pallets it’s turned that the last one (the heaviest) collapsed and it wasn’t possible to pull it on the pallet truck from the lorry. They called somewhere and after 2 minutes forklift arrived…
Grrrr
And about this phone to the company. They really appreciated my sense of humour and asked me to come back for couple of shifts