You can walk round & round them , 4 laps of this one tonight ( other drivers must think I’m some kind of bloody madman walking round & round the industrial est , but it helps my blood / sugar levels , exercise , so look out I might be parked next to you from now on !!!
Do same as me there. No matter where I park I try and go for an.half.hour walk even if it’s round in cirlces.
Your feel the benefit from it. Change of scenery bit of fresh air…
Plus on am estate your get a better night’s sleep.
Just the stupid car drivers in the morning you need to worry about if. Setting off after 7 there gladly try block you in because they seem to think your taking there parking space.
They always park there now.they can’t and.wont park 100yards futher along the road
Bloody hell doze…How long you been tramping?
You’re sounding like some kid just starting out, who’s had a vision of revelation.
What’s next?..telling us you don’t HAVE to eat crap in place of proper food when you’re away?
Anyhoo doze, talking about ‘Tramper in cab dining’…
Been talking to Maoster the other day,.and he is so grateful for your life coaching skills you offered him on the other thread, he says he’s got his life back together thanks to you 
So…
We have decided now that you are a ‘New man tramper’ and have left the days of ■■■■ hole lay bys behind, parked up with your mirrors pulled in, we are going to work on your diet, and try and wean you off Pot noodles,.Ginsters pies,.lilt and such crap,.and introduce you to proper ‘Tramper’s Cuisene’
So here’s a guide for you to work on.
Rob’s Thursday night in cab menu
…(only because the ■■■■ pub is shut btw. 
)
Aperitif…One bottle of Becks chilled by my in cab fridge.
Starter…Home made cream of chicken soup, with vegetable, flavoured by black pepper, with croutons.
Main…From Tesco finest range, Butter Chicken curry, with pilau rice, poppaduums, and a peshwari nan…accompanied by another bottle of Becks.
Sweet…Home made Dutch Apple Strudel with creamy custard.
To finish off …biscuits with a skinny latte.
Of course I always dress accordinglly in the cab,.with black dinner jacket and bow tie…got to keep standards up doze you understand.
So we want to see an improvement in your tramping diet from now on, let me know how you get on. 
Btw the last bit was a lie, I’m sat here in me undercrackers . 
robroy:
Anyhoo doze, talking about ‘Tramper in cab dining’…
Been talking to Maoster the other day,.and he is so grateful for your life coaching skills you offered him on the other thread, he says he’s got his life back together thanks to you
So…We have decided now that you are a ‘New man tramper’ and have left the days of [zb] hole lay bys behind, parked up with your mirrors pulled in, we are going to work on your diet, and try and wean you off Pot noodles,.Ginsters pies,.lilt and such crap,.and introduce you to proper ‘Tramper’s Cuisene’
So here’s a guide for you to work on.Rob’s Thursday night in cab menu
…(only because the [zb] pub is shut btw.Aperitif…One bottle of Becks chilled by my in cab fridge.
Starter…Home made cream of chicken soup, with vegetable, flavoured by black pepper, with croutons.
Main…From Tesco finest range, Butter Chicken curry, with pilau rice, poppaduums, and a peshwari nan…accompanied by another bottle of Becks.
Sweet…Home made Dutch Apple Strudel with creamy custard.
To finish off …biscuits with a skinny latte.
Of course I always dress accordinglly in the cab,.with black dinner jacket and bow tie…got to keep standards up doze you understand.
So we want to see an improvement in your tramping diet from now on, let me know how you get on.
Btw the last bit was a lie, I’m sat here in me undercrackers .
Think I saw you the other night Rob wearing your black bow tie
Seen wandering around an ind estate looking for Dozy.
Nah not me…I’m much better looking than him.
Nurse, Nurse pass me the mind bleach…
