Spike at his best!!! 
what do you want on your epitaph■■?
mine is
bugger off I am sleeping!!!
edit
why can’t you say burger?
I’m not dead, just really laid back
or
beneath this sod lies another one
Heres some from todays rag,
A husband and wife are having a furious row.
The husband yells: "when you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: Here lies my wife - cold as ever.
“Yeah” says the wife.
"When you die, im getting you a headstone that reads:
“Here lies my husband- stiff at last.”