Now, I don’t mind people using the sugar in my cab on my 2 days off, but as per usual, the people who feel the need to ‘borrow’ some sugar are usually the muppets who need far too much sugar in their brews.
Me thinks it’s time to change the sugar for salt for when I get out of my cab this week. I wonder if they’ll enjoy their brew then? Watch this space.
lock it up or take it home,why f up someones shift even if they nick your stuff. just put a note in cab " i have gobbed/■■■■■■ in all beverages etc. 
Or granulated dishwasher salt is always a winner!
Must make sure it’s not too fragrant though otherwise your cover will be blown 
Well, it’s my cab from Thursday to Monday. I take pretty much everything out on a Monday, but leave the odd item in my lockers (sleeping bag etc). I don’t mind people using sugar etc, I just feel it’s a ■■■■ thing to do when they feel it’s necessary to use it all. Been two weeks in a row now. Maybe if they worried less about the sugar, and kept their eyes on the job, they wouldn’t keep bringing my cab back with more scratches, scuffs, and broken panels.
Definitely time for a salty brew. ■■■■ em!
Why use or STEAL things that aren’t yours?
Get the salt out and a bit of washing powder to spice it up for the numpties!
Essexboy:
Or granulated dishwasher salt is always a winner!Must make sure it’s not too fragrant though otherwise your cover will be blown
fredthered:
Why use or STEAL things that aren’t yours?Get the salt out and a bit of washing powder to spice it up for the numpties!
Ooooooooh, adding dishwasher salt and/or washing powder! Now you’re talking! I see we have some serious deviants on the forum. I like your styles.
They deserve nothing less in my humble opinion. It’ll give them the ■■■■■ too!
Wouldn’t you like to see their face?! 
Laxative sugar is the best if you can find some! double edged sword too, as they drink more brews to prevent dehydration due to ■■■■■■■■■ 
B…
Leave the sugar in…but mix laxative in it
Haha, some very good ideas tonight. One will have to meticulously plan ahead on this. . . . It would be a shame to miss out on the comic results of such payback!
One point if you are planning to add laxative to the sugar, whose seat will they be sitting in when the unrelenting urge comes upon them?
Just a thought.
(Wait’s for the thieving low life agency reply. 
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Reubs766:
Now, I don’t mind people using the sugar in my cab on my 2 days off, but as per usual, the people who feel the need to ‘borrow’ some sugar are usually the muppets who need far too much sugar in their brews.Me thinks it’s time to change the sugar for salt for when I get out of my cab this week. I wonder if they’ll enjoy their brew then? Watch this space.
sounds good, look forward to the results
How do you know a horse isn’t driving your truck for them days, Poor old horsey not getting sugar for a treat 
Deleted due to lack of arsedness.
I was left a Tracker bar on today’s shift with the agency…Result
Good to see my “inferior biscuit thread” reached its intended audience.
Reubs766:
Now, I don’t mind people using the sugar in my cab on my 2 days off, but as per usual, the people who feel the need to ‘borrow’ some sugar are usually the muppets who need far too much sugar in their brews.Me thinks it’s time to change the sugar for salt for when I get out of my cab this week. I wonder if they’ll enjoy their brew then? Watch this space.
You’re doing it wrong. When you’re off for a few days and other drivers are going to use your motor you need to make sure that you leave some biscuits in the cab. And I don’t mean crappy supermarket own brand ones, you need to leave some nice Foxs crunch creams or chocolate hobnobs then your wagon will return in one piece, fuelled up, jetwashed and everything in order . If you don’t, well… 
I’m afraid I can’t be held responsible for the suzies in a knot, grease on the seat, footprints across the cab and other “issues”.
I bet it was a agency driver!
There it’s been said now…carry on as you were
When you take action like this you should always think anout newtons third law first
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
