I have handed in my weeks notice today, can’t be bothered with all the petty stuff. Had a laugh though when asked how is he going to charge the phones. 
Forgive me for being a bit dense here , but what is the motive behind any one removing electrical outlets so that you cant use a kettle etc.
I just cant think of a reason to do such a silly apparently pontless thing!!!
hey guy rope come and get on the plane with me and i will hold your hand 
No good taking the mick now Neil, things have changed, it seems to be spiralling out of controll in Iraq, and I have decided that discretion is the better part of valour.
When they shoot women in the head then dismember and disembowel them its a place to steer clear of.
If anybody wants to offer me the mythical £1.000 per day i might rethink.
Sounds like you’d be better off somewhere else anyway…
Best thing you can do is leave… Good luck with the agency work
Luv
Chrisie… 