Coming up M1 today went to pee in my usual spot only to discover a family having a picnic in the spot. So I had to resort to cleaning the wheels. Which in the aid of health+safety hygiene was the best option.
So all u tyre kickers might have the right idea?
To who ever drop the bottle of Tiza on hard shoulder you need to see a doctor!
Sorry.
Jack-knife:
Coming up M1 today went to pee in my usual spot only to discover a family having a picnic in the spot. So I had to resort to cleaning the wheels. Which in the aid of health+safety hygiene was the best option.
So all u tyre kickers might have the right idea?
To who ever drop the bottle of Tiza on hard shoulder you need to see a doctor!
Sorry.
Wibble…
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sorry forgot to take my meds again
Mike-C:
Wibble…
as in…
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Jack-knife:
Which in the aid of health+safety hygiene was the best option.
climb up on the cat walk, the scope of being seen taking a pee is minimised by the cab/trailer and wind deflectors.
Just try to aim into the gap near the gearbox/wheel arch
I have a 5 litre King Ray ■■■■ jug.
Jack-knife:
‘…Coming up M1 today went to pee in my usual spot…’’
MK?
Jack-knife:
‘…a family having a picnic in the spot…’
A picnic of pickled fish with strangely fermented cabbage or a hand-eaten, cruelly killed meat dish and a bucket of rice?
peirre:
Jack-knife:
Which in the aid of health+safety hygiene was the best option.climb up on the cat walk, the scope of being seen taking a pee is minimised by the cab/trailer and wind deflectors.
Just try to aim into the gap near the gearbox/wheel arch
I did that the other week ,i was on a bay and wasnt aloud to walk thru the warehouse to the toilet unless i had a induction,when the bloke brought me notes out he said me lorry had a leak,i said it was the aircon 
pipe it thru the cab floor with a funnel inside the cab
Pee by the trailer wheels on a mixed ADR load, then see who paid attention in class.
or maybe go to where most humans go one of those errr them things allover motorways and highways oh yes services