I done a dastardly deed!

After watching Top gear last night and them talking about locking other peoples bicycles up … it reminded me of a time where i inflicted another driver to a real pain in the arse to sort out !

A little back story for you …

Sometime last year i was at Eurotunnel, I went to the freight office to get my Vignette when in the office this German driver was giving the staff behind the desk a right load of clog about " how in Germany we do it this way , this would never happen in Germany he was a right obnoxious idiot … Any way he does what he has to do storms out (slamming the door in my face ) Huffing and puffing and a few scheisses thrown in …

To heighten his days pleasure they put him through the scanner … i was not required to go in even though i was at the barrier before him…

So after him storming into the scanner i drive to lane allocation where there is a short queue to wait … By this time Herman the German is cleared from the scanner and comes roaring through French customs and barges his way in front of me because i left a three foot gap !!

So off we travel down to the front rake (lane A) Herman puts his handbrake on and i pull up behind him … Then i had a wonderful Idea !!

How ■■■■■■ off would Herman the German be if somebody locked his back doors to his fridge up?!?!

So out i popped out of the cab with a spare Abloy padlock and Locked his back doors up. I must say the lock only just went on and i had to give it a right old wiggle to get the key out … But it was on there !! good and solid !!!

That is the end of my tale …

I hope it has helped somebody … :stuck_out_tongue:

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round of applause for you sir, pmsl :laughing: :laughing:

Such a shame you couldn’t be there with the video camera when he found out.

He got away lightly, some just deserve pin to be pulled and the trailer handbrake applied.

Well done for quick thinking payback though.

Yea who won the bloody war anyway

Das erinnert mich an das Mal, wenn jemand meine Vorhängeschloss Anhänger Türen an der Bahn, war ich schon einen schlechten Tag. Du verrückt Briten. ha ha

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Well done Jimboy.
I too take great pleasure in getting even. Many a seal has gone missing off the back of someone who has annoyed me in the ferry queue or taken his break on the pumps at the Chieveley services. Red ones were usually the favourite of the day Monsieur…

KNOBROT DENTEDDANGLIES? :wink:

I may upscale my cheekiness by locking a few 5 th wheels up …

Or maybe not …

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He got away lightly, some just deserve pin to be pulled and the trailer handbrake applied.

NOBODY … deserves the pin being pulled , no matter how much of an arse he may be . You can cause fatalaties being so pathetic . Grow up .

i knew a driver who had the pin pulled and dropped the trailer on the coutance out of poole and even he had to admit he was such a miserable bar steward it could have been anyone on the ferry. ha ha

Nice one Jimboy :laughing: :laughing:

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He got away lightly, some just deserve pin to be pulled and the trailer handbrake applied.

NOBODY … deserves the pin being pulled , no matter how much of an arse he may be . You can cause fatalaties being so pathetic . Grow up .

^this^

I do however think that retribution is sometimes necessary, in the days before self sealing suzies you could turn off the tap to the red line, after a few brake stops the trailer would run out of air and the driver would be stuck, very few ever thought to look at the taps, the fitters usually found it within a minute of arriving though :laughing: Palm couplings can be disabled with a 10p, just put it between the two rubbers and that’s one lorry that’s going nowhere in a hurry, NEVER do the yellow line in either case though, that could kill someone. 5th wheel grease on door handles is good too, as is a good dose of WD40 or spray grease on windows and mirrors, if it’s a driver on your firm and you can access his motor, a handfull of prawns or raw pork/chicken down the hole where the air vents go into the door is sure to cause major discomfort to nasal passages for some time, full cream milk poured under the seat has the same effect, just make sure that you’ll never be allocated that motor before doing any of that though :laughing:

“Pulling the pin” means lots of different things. I guess for truckers it refers to disconnecting the trailer. Other references are of retiring, quitting or suicide…

If the pin is the safety thing on an artic, what is the same thing on a W&D, or isn’t there one? :unamused: :unamused:

I remember one of my mates swapping a load of Morgan Mclearnen < spell> number plates round in Dublin port one night … He must of done ten of them …

I remember laughing so hard that a little bit of wee came out !

I once crapped in a co workers hard hat Most satisfying as it was a west ham one.

Saratoga:
“Pulling the pin” means lots of different things. I guess for truckers it refers to disconnecting the trailer. Other references are of retiring, quitting or suicide…

If the pin is the safety thing on an artic, what is the same thing on a W&D, or isn’t there one? :unamused: :unamused:

on a vbg coupling the is a red button that drops down when the pin is locked

jimboy124:
I may upscale my cheekiness by locking a few 5 th wheels up …

Or maybe not …

You never know who reads that Forum