You know the drivers that have to tell you the break down of where and what they did for the last two weeks.!
It was so many pallets off there,kept me waiting here.
Then the life sob story of his Cocker Spaniel with an in growing toe nail.
Then it is f… the boss,f… the firm.
Dare to glance over at a driver,you get a one sided converstion and will not get a word in.
A bit like lonely farmers.Nobody to talk to.
Nothing worse when a fat ugly driver assumes he has pulled the fit EE girls that work in the goods in.
Your jokes are not funny.And no,she will not be joining you in your smelly cab that smells like a dead Kipper/Mackerel.
toby1234abc:
You know the drivers that have to tell you the break down of where and what they did for the last two weeks.!
It was so many pallets off there,kept me waiting here.
Then the life sob story of his Cocker Spaniel with an in growing toe nail.
Then it is f… the boss,f… the firm.
Dare to glance over at a driver,you get a one sided converstion and will not get a word in.
A bit like lonely farmers.Nobody to talk to.
Nothing worse when a fat ugly driver assumes he has pulled the fit EE girls that work in the goods in.
Your jokes are not funny.And no,she will not be joining you in your smelly cab that smells like a dead Kipper/Mackerel.
Have you been on them aromatic turkish ■■■■ already Tobes ?
Thought you were leaving?
You see there are people on here, that are right up there own arses, then you have Toby. Lives in a land light years away from most. Love his posts, remind me of my youth and days of heavy recreational substance misuse.
On the way to Mars. 
I thought this was one of Mr Hitch’s posts again 
You can spot me at the Rdc,i am the one with a white string vest with egg stains,rigger boots,1970’s style mullet hair do,jogging bottoms and the cab has Matador bull fighting spears and fluorescent day glow Peekaboo curtains with Indian restaurant tassles like a tarts boudoir.
Why don’t you want to know - I like to share! 
Being a cab rat makes one a tad anti- social.It is the ones that do not stop harping on and on.Quality Street chocs are for sharing.Lol.
sounds like a right miserable ■■■■■■■ other drivers talk to me i reply and be friendly,but i wait for them to talk,it passes the time for a start when you are waiting to tip,and most times you can have a good laugh,if i met someone like this guy i would tell him to go forth and multiply
toby1234abc:
smells like a dead Kipper
If it’s a Kipper…it kinda has to be dead!!
busteredwards:
toby1234abc:
smells like a dead KipperIf it’s a Kipper…it kinda has to be dead!!
I like
toby1234abc:
On the way to Mars.
Reading your posts make me think you’re already on another planet.
Keep up the good work.
Like the driver on the boat yhe other day saying how the job is ■■■■ & his boss is buying an 7000bhp scania & he knows hes getting it but he dont want it…
Dont friggin have it then I said, yeah but but but he was muttering as I went for a smoke 
so many tossers doing this job & unfortunately they end up spending so much time on there own that they start to believe the bull ■■■■ they make up 