! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue. 
Yes and just like the members of EQUITY the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
Bit early to be [zb]face drunk, ain’t it?
Contraflow:
Bit early to be [zb]face drunk, ain’t it?
IT aint the drink ! JUST STAR STRUCK
Perhapps an early drinker■■? 
tango boy:
Perhapps an early drinker■■?
No no no Drinks are after the show Darling
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
I don’t give a **** who you are, leave it clean and undamaged don’t pi** about with the radio and fuel it up.
mike68:
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
I don’t give a **** who you are, leave it clean and undamaged don’t pi** about with the radio and fuel it up.
I always do as stated in my monologue I am a proffesional
Ouz aboutz that then!
I think if I squirted derv into the radio slot I’d probably get a thick ear or worse. 
Winseer:
Ouz aboutz that then!I think if I squirted derv into the radio slot I’d probably get a thick ear or worse.
Please readjust the seat and mirrors to same position they were in when you found it.I know that you had a peep in the lockers and have a look at the “reading material.”.
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
Who the ■■■■ are R A D A R?
The actors’ union is called Equity not R A D A R (sic) and RADA (to whom I think you are referring), are the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and are no more a union than Greggs the Bakers…
Definitely a bit tight for this time on a Sunday! Did you have a good liquid lunch today?
LUCKYtRUCKER:
mike68:
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
I don’t give a **** who you are, leave it clean and undamaged don’t pi** about with the radio and fuel it up.
I always do as stated in my monologue I am a proffesional
But one that cannot spell Professional !!!
Sorry but i noticed and just had to pass it on.
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
I’d stick to the Musician’s Union if I were you mate, since you seem to be fond of blowing yer own trumpet.
i need a ■■■■,be back in two
Truckulent:
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
Who the [zb] are R A D A R?
The actors’ union is called Equity not R A D A R (sic) and RADA (to whom I think you are referring), are the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and are no more a union than Greggs the Bakers…
You are sooo correct, well thats another one for Aunties Bloomers
Truckulent:
LUCKYtRUCKER:
! am not an agency driver i am a true proffesional driver who employs an agent to work on my behalf. It is similar to show buisiness. But without the lovey lovey Darling pat on the back, and no real award ceremonies . when i arrive at a clients premisises Its showtime. Out come all my qualifactions , Past history, After a chat and a cup off coffee . I am then put on centre stage. told of my assignment, And given the keys for my show vehicle. after all i am the one they called upon to act as their driver, Nay ammbassador for the company . I play my part sometimes i feel like i am the leading role player from International rescue.
Yes and just like the members of R A D A R the actors union i am resting between performances, After all as you all know i am just a HOBBY DRIVER
Go safely everyone
Greggs are bakers■■? I don’t think they employ any qualified bakers, only lackies to push buttons on conveyor belts
Who the [zb] are R A D A R?
The actors’ union is called Equity not R A D A R (sic) and RADA (to whom I think you are referring), are the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and are no more a union than Greggs the Bakers…
Definitely a bit tight for this time on a Sunday! Did you have a good liquid lunch today?
I’d stick to the Musician’s Union if I were you mate, since you seem to be fond of blowing yer own trumpet.
No surely its the actors that like to make a song and dance about all their career parts past and present
Winseer:
Ouz aboutz that then!I think if I squirted derv into the radio slot I’d probably get a thick ear or worse.