I am Christian

bigvern1:

Coffeeholic:

Wheel Nut:
I read this in the Telegraph and I also read the comments. I found one to my liking and it says it all for me.

From an historical perspective, even after 2000 years, much of Christianity is still unproven. In fact, it seems little more than fiction.

I am going to ask for an early day motion to ban the fish symbol next as it makes my dog feel inferior, since when has a guppie been mans best friend?

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The fish relates to Jesus, sending the lads to the chippy one Friday.

So I’m guessing as they don’t use a symbol for a minced beef pie or a saveloy they all went with the fish?

I can’t see the doner kebab symbol being widely accepted either! :open_mouth:

You couldn’t be a Christian the lions ate them all!!! My old man always told me the bigger the bible on Sunday the bigger the [zb] on Monday.

bigvern1:
…The fish relates to Jesus, sending the lads to the chippy one Friday.

Nah, it was a conversation about fish that actually got him onto the cross.

“So, these 2 fish you fed 5000 folk with, must have been some size eh?”
“Oh aye, these were THIS big.”
“Right, nails in lads!”

this has got me thinking.
who invented the hammer, and who invented nails.
which came first? the hammer, or the nail.

The nail, they used it to prise the egg out of a constipated chicken :smiley: :smiley: :open_mouth:

nickb67:

bigvern1:
…The fish relates to Jesus, sending the lads to the chippy one Friday.

Nah, it was a conversation about fish that actually got him onto the cross.

“So, these 2 fish you fed 5000 folk with, must have been some size eh?”
“Oh aye, these were THIS big.”
“Right, nails in lads!”

Ha Ha got visions of this now! :laughing:

limeyphil:
this has got me thinking.
who invented the hammer, and who invented nails.
which came first? the hammer, or the nail.

Which came first, God or man ?
I believe Man created God and not the other way around. I was once listening to Family radio, the one that said the world would end last year ! … twice last year actually and in some bible bit that Moses bloke found some poor geezer gathering firewood to get warm on the sabbath, God told these Israeltes (Bob Marley fans) to stone him to death for gathering wood on the sabbath ! Now if God wants a poor man done in like that for trying to keep warm he doesn’t deserve my praise and thats for sure.

Immigrant:
and i wear a Cross when and where i’d like to do so,and all Anti-Christs of the World mustn’t say anything,even if they dont like it,as the Sick can wear his Turban,The Moslem his Hat as the Jude,or the Jamaican.
End of Story
uk.news.yahoo.com/ministers-deny … 27255.html

Immigrant, I couldn’t give a toss.

Stan

Immigrant, as a new boy here I have seen only a fee of your posts, can you tell me if you are in fact an immigrant or just a Brit that has some identity issues? Your posts seem to make little sense, and sometimes your English is perfect yet others it is very broken. I am not one to judge but is it a cry for help?

Silverback
3 Feathers Haulage

Talks a lot dont he, must be very lonely, just like lovelyperson.

why anyone would want to wear the cross that
killed JC is beyond me
no one wears a gun that killed their loved ones
or a car or a truck

hitch:
why anyone would want to wear the cross that
killed JC is beyond me
no one wears a gun that killed their loved ones
or a car or a truck

Good point … but then I think it’s all BS anyway. people were very gulible years ago and a lot still are :laughing: If they could be conned into believing in some superior being that created the world about 7,000 years ago, even though science continuously tells us otherwise, they will believe anything.


I have read that this symbol was used by Christians to identify themselves to another Christian when it was dangerous to be one.

However, I now know that it is in fact the badge of membership of the Institute of Retarded Motorists
and can be seen on the rear of many poorly driven cars.

Regards,
Nick

Sorry. I didn’t wanted a discussion on that

For those that think religion is the worst thing inflicted upon the human race…
I’ll put my philosophical hat on;

Credit allows people to be underpaid.
Credit allows people to act outside of the community spirit.
Credit allows the rich to rob the poor.
Credit is a love of money and is it’s own root of all evil.
Peddling credit is like peddling drugs. We see those doing the peddling get filthy rich and we think that partaking of their fare will make us like them. If we’re not members of the dodgy handshake club, and are uncut to boot, It makes us victims instead.
Taking out credit is like being a junkie. You just couldn’t go without, You had to do what everyone else was doing, no one believes in austerity and living within one’s means.
Attacking those in the credit industry invites censure, as it is automatically assumed that you must be an anti-semite, socialist, or anti-establishment.

If you now substitute “Religion” for the word “Credit” above, then the exact opposite applies right down the chain…

Religion insists that people are paid a fair wage, and are never ripped off. Hard work is rewarded. No exploitation.
Religion IS the community spirit.
Religion allows the poor to rob the rich, although unbelievers on the outside will see “socialism” where religion is at large instead.
Demonstrating religion is like denying drugs. We avoid those that are filthy rich, and have no intention of partaking of their fare, thus we will not be victims to it.
Taking part in organised religion without being religious is like being a junkie. How many atheists are brave enough to never go to a wedding, never take Christmas off, or asked to be buried in a landfill site, because a corpse is in their mind a “switched off piece of rubbish like a discarded computer”?

Most people who “say” they are atheist are in fact agnostic. They’re afraid people will extract the urine if they’re seen to be in any way different to others in their peer group.
If a recruiting boss said “I’m paying Double to anyone religious in my workforce, and triple for Christians” then my guess is the local church will be packed the following week with wannabes tendering their resumes!

Attacking the religious tends to make one look like an atheist rather than a member of another religion, which tends to be the real cause of friction. Defending religion tends to make one look like an evangelist or member of an organised religion which makes one look like some nutter like David Ike. Two wrongs don’t make a right. Always look at the relative rather than the stereotype.

Wishing death upon someone aged 20 is a great thing if you are the rest of the world and we’re talking about Adolf Hitler.
The blindly religious would argue that wishing death upon someone is wrong, even if it saves a million lives. The sensible religious knows better. The blindly atheistic would argue that religion is to blame for all the worlds ills, but since they’re on the outside, and are not even looking in, they might as well be playing blind man’s buff on the M6!
History tends to remember anti-semites as the evil ones. A Christian and an Atheist Historian might both point out that Christ was both born a semite and put to death by their will - for being anti-establishment!

People’s responses to Immigrant’s post suggest I’m not far wrong here…

Your confusing attacking the religious and attacking religion. I attack religion. In no way at all am I agnostic, I don’t believe there is a god as much as a person of ‘faith’ believes their is one. Religion allows people that do unspeakable things to atone for their sins and for everything to be ok. Religion is a joke and without doubt bad for humanity going forward. For every one good thing about religion there are 10 bad things.

#ONWARD>>>

And if a recruiting boss said I’ll pay double for anyone religious and triple for anyone Christian then I’d rather go unemployed…

And let’s not forget that we could always celebrate Christmas for the pagan festival that it originally was.

Oh and for no exploitation and the poor robbing the rich tell that to the Catholic church, sitting on one of the biggest piles of money in the world. Exploited from the poor across the planet.

Jedi warrior meself.