There could be one, not that we’d notice ayway as Brussells runs the show 
I didn’t realise the thread title was a question, I thought it was a news flash and got excited. 
hiya,
Hung parliament, should read hang parliament, fiddlers the lot of them, now where’s that damned soapbox.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Hung parliament, should read hang parliament, fiddlers the lot of them, now where’s that damned soapbox.
thanks harry long retired.
Im with you harry on this one lol.
regards dave.
not neccasarily the election but I liked this (copied from another forum)
Cambridge University researchers has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
Jim
hiya,
Well said Jim, could’nt have explained it better myself, but maybe I could, if i could understand it myself, where’s my carer i need the bathroom and tucking up in bed, my brain is starting to hurt.
thanks harry long retired.
if i was a politition, we would have a “well hung parliament” 
Sorry, but I’ve been oit of the country for the last few weeks, but who actually runs the country. I know the tories won more seats but not enough to have a majority, so who is in 10 downing street? David or Gordon?
Gordon Brown To Resign
Gordon Brown says he will ask Labour Party to begin a “leadership selection” process in which he will take no part.
Its ironic that the party that finished 3rd in the polls are at the minute the ones with all the Aces! 