How truckers become "World Famous"

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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This story seems to have gone all around the world…

Driver - Broken Arm, otherwise no injuries.
He’ll probably be well up bourneville boulevard once his boss gets hold of him though, - assuming his boss can get a grip. :open_mouth: :neutral_face:

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Mmmmmmm.
Magnum.
(Insert own punchline)

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Norman Conquest:
Mmmmmmm.
Magnum.
(Insert own punchline)

The new Magnum HIGHWAY, full of Extra Crunchy Bits* for that satisfying crunch on a hot day.

*Extra Crunchy Bits ™ may contain a source of gravel, broken glass and may contain small rodents.

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The police contacted the local WI groups for assistance in the clean up opperation, the ladies managed to get the road open in record time. Meanwhile weight watchers have reported a sudden influx of new members soon afterwards

Coat, hat, taxi …

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Normally the chocolate would set and a digger and tipper truck would suffice, but as it’s warm weather it will remain soft or liquid, hot water will make such a mess. Nightmare to deal with!

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MELTeesers :laughing:

*other products are available!

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It’ll probably be more durable than the tarmac it’s covering.

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peirre:
The police contacted the local WI groups for assistance in the clean up opperation, the ladies managed to get the road open in record time. Meanwhile weight watchers have reported a sudden influx of new members soon afterwards

Coat, hat, taxi …

I dunno about that… Isn’t the Eastern European ladies’ ■■■ and Chocolate Ethic reversed compared to the UK?

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Been hauling food grade tankers for almost 12 years now and only ever had one chocolate load I took it from Reading PA to Montreal Quebec, I refused the second load the asked to deliver, it was nothing but trouble, the tanker was a 7k heated tank with a full walk way on top and hand rails that supposedly lifted up to provide protection, when almost empty I was supposed to assemble a long handled rake to push the remainder to the back, I refused to do it, the crap was everywhere and even the guy receiving told me he couldn’t be bothered, the stuff got all over the yard and the idiot used cold water to try and wash it down the drain :laughing:
I drove away with a clear signature.