england flags X2
satnav right in the field of view
funny sticker in the back windoe
And if your behind that vehicle, look out for the head being in between the seats due to the driver leaning to one side like a little boy racer
mrx:
england flags X2
satnav right in the field of view
funny sticker in the back windoe
Usually saying Princess / Prince / future footballer / Brat on board.
Or a little fish sign 
Eyelashes stuck on the headlights.
Massive twin exhaust and spoiler on a 1.2 litre Corsa.
“Powered by fairy dust” sticker.
Nissan Skyline.
If you witness any of the above, exercise extreme caution and proceed with care.
And when England crash out those crappy little flags will litter the streets and grass verges…To be replaced by even crappier Olympic flags.
“I slow down for horses” translates to “a great excuse for driving like a granny on a perfectly safe road”…
anyone driving a Micra
Big Roy:
anyone driving a Micra
And one with a fish symbol, steer well clear. 
Saw both of these last week
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Sorry people it’s hard to admit to this…but after a very recent trip up and down the M40 it’s easier “To recognise a ■■■■ Truck driver” 
So please let’s look at yourselves first before condemning others.
Solly:
Sorry people it’s hard to admit to this…but after a very recent trip up and down the M40 it’s easier “To recognise a [zb] Truck driver”
So please let’s look at yourselves first before condemning others.
So very true; A new blinged truck doesn’t guarantee “driver of the year”…
Rover +flat cap + driving gloves.
Couple of scatter cushions on the back shelf ,topped off with a yappy dog.
Missus saying"slow down Maurice . . its not a race"
Coming soon to a garden centre nr you!!
mrx:
funny sticker in the back windoe
Like this one?
Suedehead:
Rover +flat cap + driving gloves.
Couple of scatter cushions on the back shelf ,topped off with a yappy dog.
Missus saying"slow down Maurice . . its not a race"
Coming soon to a garden centre nr you!!
Usually Lechlade Garden Centre; Lost count of the number of Tom and Doris’ who’ve pulled out infront of me there or just braked hard and turned in with no indication.
Suedehead:
Rover +flat cap + driving gloves.
Couple of scatter cushions on the back shelf ,topped off with a yappy dog.
Missus saying"slow down Maurice . . its not a race"
Coming soon to a garden centre nr you!!
Let’s revise that.
Scania/MAN etc+Reversed Baseball cap+HiVis jacket of non-descript colour,
Windscreen draped Indian restaurant curtains extending across drivers door.
Missus… and or other… on mobile giving you earache and tractor&trailer swerving over two lanes.
Getting near to the cemetery gates.
Sorry couldn’t resist but true none-the-less. 
Truck drivers become car drivers when off duty
A woman driving a small car on a motorway, such as an i10, Fiesta, or any of those 1.0 runarounds. Granted, most women are capable of driving fine, misogyny wasn’t the purpose of this post. Most of incidents I have seen though where a car has done something silly has involved a, usually young, woman on a motorway driving a small car. It’s like they are scared of being on the road or something. The Jct 13-11 roadworks offer the best examples of this behaviour.
Other red flags to look out for are the 15 year old cars with 7 or 8 people rammed into them, normally of non European origin. They will not indicate. Then again, they don’t need to indicate because they will never leave the middle lane. They will also sit by the side of you through the aforementioned roadworks, strangely able to match your speed if you find yourself boxed in by a car of the first catagory mentioned doing 40. Ease off to let them past so you can pull out? They ease off, untill they get to the junction they want at which point they will accelerate pull infront of you without indication.
Finally, any chaved up car with a smurf hanging off the exhaust/rear bumper. We get it, you like to go to retail parks at night and talk to your mates through rolled down windows with your terrible music playing, then do handbrake turns round the back only to realise there is an artic there. It’s nice you have a hobby, but kindly take it somewhere else…
Solly:
Sorry people it’s hard to admit to this…but after a very recent trip up and down the M40 it’s easier “To recognise a [zb] Truck driver”
So please let’s look at yourselves first before condemning others.
HaHa, right on the money.
Anyone in a saloon car with sat nav on screen, mobile phone to ear on shoulder, Costa cup in hand and open brief case on passenger seat. Usually flashing front lights in the third lane. And they say men can’t multi task
Anybody driving a white car
Anybody driving a bmw
Anybody driving a 4x4
Anybody with England flags
Anybody with fog lights on
Anybody driving a white X5 with england flags and their fog lights on
Anybody other than me
Sits in the middle lane if a motorway doing 50
Sits too close to the wheel
Has a spare pair of eyes
Drives a van with tesco written on it
Drives a piece of German engineering…