This doing the rounds - no insults intended but just for amusement to pass the time in the RDC waiting pit!
roadhog69:
This doing the rounds - no insults intended but just for amusement to pass the time in the RDC waiting pit!
Only answered 1 yes to the ‘‘Do you sit on your own in rdc.s.’’
So I defo aint Stobart material, …Thank Christ for that! 
Not sure about no8,… (or 10 
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I put ‘no’ but, somebody will have to tell me (as I’m sure they will 
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Only 8 and 10 for me lol. I’m not stobart material, I’ve already been kicked out of one of the spotter groups on Facebook for taking the ■■■■
I know the TV show was erm ■■■■■ but why so much ridicule towards them?
My old goat drove for them for a while, only grumble he had were planners optimism lol
and he’d been an OD for years so taking orders were a challenge for him too say the least but he said money were fair, vehicles were good…(uniform hideous but hey better than nowt)…over all treated very well so yeah I’m intrigued as I’d drive for em(one day haha), esp as I like my stuff clean, tidy, and organized so they seem a good place to go…well to the un detailed eye that is…
If a Shunta f***s me off i may need 10 Shunts during busy Time.
Sorry to bring everything to a stop,but,safety,you know
Well I ran up another wagons arse 30 years ago, green suits me, I have been (very briefly) on tv and at £250 a month as a carer I must be very close to the minimum wage!! Where do I apply?
Pete.
I heard a little fat toxic pigme recently joined the green clan. Not a driver I hasten to add, but I heard he said something out of turn and nearly got pulled through the transport hatch
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If a Stobart drives up my arse whilst texting in the M1 roadworks - the “percentage that I would be Stobart” would depend upon how much %of him is now embedded in my back.
I exclude the female stobart drivers, as didn’t they become extinct during the Holocene period? 
Has any been on TV since the “Creamy Mess” scandal broke? 
11 - Do you have dreams about being Mark Di(ck)xon then wake up in a creamy mess
12 - Can you do a blind side reverse in a rigid
13 - Do you drive in heavy snow with your lift axle down
Terry T:
12 - Can you do a blind side reverse in a rigid
Merc Atego 7.5. And he was head trainer for the company, I was led to believe. Don’t think I’d trust him to mop the canteen if he was going to do it backwards.
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Terry T:
13 - Do you drive in heavy snow with your lift axle down
Silly woman, smh[emoji57]
Immigrant:
If a Shunta f***s me off i may need 10 Shunts during busy Time.
Sorry to bring everything to a stop,but,safety,you know
Your English is coming on in leaps and bounds, are you taking classes?