Harry Monk:
Your stories are nothing, I was that Moldovan stripper who was sucking off the captain when his ship hit the rocks.If you’ve got an elephant, then I’ve got a box you can put it in.
If you’ve been to Tenerife, I’ve been to Elevenerife.
If you’ve ■■■■■■ I’ve ■■■■ myself!
Paul:
I missed it just because the Chinese took their time stamping my papers on exiting China after I had delievered chopsticks in Bejing.
I also just missed the fire in the Blanc, I was the last truck through, I saw the smoke in my mirrors but thought it was my smokey FH16 700 that I was testing for Volvo and yes youve guessed it I was the one who broke down in the desert in Saudi with the Michelin men on my mirror arms and when I came back to the truck everyone was praying to them thinking they where my Gods protecting my truck. I am sorry to say though that the rumours I was in the SAS for 7 years ARE NOT TRUE it was only 5 years the other two years I was in MI6 my code name was 008.
Sounds like most of the Murrfit Drivers that used to park at the pub in Bourge
dukeofdirt:
Harry Monk:
Your stories are nothing, I was that Moldovan stripper who was sucking off the captain when his ship hit the rocks.If you’ve got an elephant, then I’ve got a box you can put it in.
If you’ve been to Tenerife, I’ve been to Elevenerife.
If you’ve ■■■■■■ I’ve [zb] myself!
I was in Baghdad when you were in your Dad’s bag. 
Paul:
gardun:
Paul:
I was in MI6 my code name was 008.I WAS 008
You may well have been Gardun that depends on what year though I only did 2 years and they just pass the number on to the next guy, I personnaly know of at least 4 007’s
But I was actually 008a - the job was started for me
steptoe:
Paul:
I missed it just because the Chinese took their time stamping my papers on exiting China after I had delievered chopsticks in Bejing.
I also just missed the fire in the Blanc, I was the last truck through, I saw the smoke in my mirrors but thought it was my smokey FH16 700 that I was testing for Volvo and yes youve guessed it I was the one who broke down in the desert in Saudi with the Michelin men on my mirror arms and when I came back to the truck everyone was praying to them thinking they where my Gods protecting my truck. I am sorry to say though that the rumours I was in the SAS for 7 years ARE NOT TRUE it was only 5 years the other two years I was in MI6 my code name was 008.Sounds like most of the Murrfit Drivers that used to park at the pub in Bourge
No sorry mate I just used to watch them all fight each other in the pub and the BP Macon 
Paul:
I was going to put on the “who goes where” post that Ive got two drops next week in Capetown but didnt want to get any jealous replies
Fair play to you, Cape Town is a hell of a drive from Bolton. 
I hadn’t got a License then,but we had nice Friendly Drivers.
The one brought you Cigarets,the other Whiskey and the next took you with to UK.
We were on the Way comming from London when in Germany came the News up about the Ferry has flipped over
gardun:
Paul:
gardun:
Paul:
I was in MI6 my code name was 008.I WAS 008
You may well have been Gardun that depends on what year though I only did 2 years and they just pass the number on to the next guy, I personnaly know of at least 4 007’s
But I was actually 008a - the job was started for me
We dont take Wales for “00” Jobs 
I’m not slim. I’ll admit, but calling me a bloody whale is a bit much 
gardun:
Paul:
gardun:
Paul:
I was in MI6 my code name was 008.I WAS 008
You may well have been Gardun that depends on what year though I only did 2 years and they just pass the number on to the next guy, I personnaly know of at least 4 007’s
But I was actually 008a - the job was started for me
I must have taken over from you then, the thing is though they told me that 008a was killed by a Russian female agent that had seduced him all night 
Paul:
I must have taken over from you then, the thing is though they told me that 008a was killed by a Russian female agent that had seduced him all night
Trucker’s BS I’m afraid but she was seduced all night 
gardun:
Paul:
I must have taken over from you then, the thing is though they told me that 008a was killed by a Russian female agent that had seduced him all nightTrucker’s BS I’m afraid
FTFY. You’re welcome.
I had to sail on it only a few months before after missing the Sealink ferry.
Months doesn’t make for much of a story though unfortunately.
Harry Monk:
Paul:
I was going to put on the “who goes where” post that Ive got two drops next week in Capetown but didnt want to get any jealous repliesFair play to you, Cape Town is a hell of a drive from Bolton.
5 days each way Harry that includes clearing at both ends and single manning but I am getting £20,000 one way, already got a back load of two elephants and a lion from Kenya for London zoo so it will be a profitable trip
Paul:
Harry Monk:
Paul:
I was going to put on the “who goes where” post that Ive got two drops next week in Capetown but didnt want to get any jealous repliesFair play to you, Cape Town is a hell of a drive from Bolton.
5 days each way Harry that includes clearing at both ends and single manning but I am getting £20,000 one way, already got a back load of two elephants and a lion from Kenya for London zoo so it will be a profitable trip
Which way are you going, via Botswana or direct ferry?
I can remember seeing the news flash coming up on the telly, Fri night I think, this is bit is true, my wifes cousin was part of the catering staff on that ship and he had swap shifts with his mate and he was at home that night, he felt bad afterwards as he was single and his mate was married and was lost. As for the SAS stories another relation was in 2nd Paras for 22yrs, 5yrs out and still don’t speak about it to much!
Coffeeholic:
gardun:
Paul:
I must have taken over from you then, the thing is though they told me that 008a was killed by a Russian female agent that had seduced him all nightTrucker’s BS I’m afraid
FTFY. You’re welcome.
For God’s sake man - that’s supposed to be top secret 
Harry Monk:
Paul:
Harry Monk:
Paul:
I was going to put on the “who goes where” post that Ive got two drops next week in Capetown but didnt want to get any jealous repliesFair play to you, Cape Town is a hell of a drive from Bolton.
5 days each way Harry that includes clearing at both ends and single manning but I am getting £20,000 one way, already got a back load of two elephants and a lion from Kenya for London zoo so it will be a profitable trip
Which way are you going, via Botswana or direct ferry?
Not sure yet Harry I am going to pick up a map when I get on the boat tomorrow mt sat Nav only runs to Tangiers, depends if I can go through Lux for the cheap diesel though
Not me, but mate just missed the Locherbie disaster when parts fell on the M74 , he was on way up to Scotland when it happened
Paul:
Not sure yet Harry I am going to pick up a map when I get on the boat tomorrow mt sat Nav only runs to Tangiers, depends if I can go through Lux for the cheap diesel though
Got to be Lux.
If I go from Northampton to Southampton I go via Lux. Cheap Diesel, they virtually give it away.