I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a ■■■■-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the ■■■■.
She said, “Hey ■■■■, how about giving me your number.
… I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?” She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.
++ best clean joke I’ve heard for a long time, apart from BKing going on about backward running diesels 