When you get in the car to go home, and jam your tacho card in the CD player!
jbaz73:
When you get in the car to go home, and jam your tacho card in the CD player!
What’s a CD??
Join the Bluetooth revelation my son [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
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When you need to do a printout at the start of a journey and say your card is lost so you can get another shift in.
Note newbies.- this is a joke. The DVsa are not fools so take real life advice from an old schoil bent driver before doing it in real life.
within 10 mins of seeing this is normally a easy way to find out.
personally its when im driving and i cant remember what the load is,am i on the way out or back,where i loaded,where im tipping or what motorway i am i on. 
When i fall asleep sat on my sons bed during his bed time story.
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I’ve gone to engine brake my car and turned the wipers on quite a few times 
Glad I’m not the only 1 lol
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When you’re driving home from work up the motorway and get stuck behind a slow moving driver. You just pootle along swearing at him for miles… the idea of using the far right lane never even enters your mind 
When you pick your wages up and it doesn’t go far enough. What is the point of all those wasted hours■■?
When you drive home and stall at the 1st junction because you forgot to dip the clutch
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