Suggestions please on how to get your own back on them self appointed throbbers in every ones yard, you know the type , got there trainers on to go running into the office and grass people up , got there bosses phone number on speed dial, to tittle tattle at every moment . 
Like TMās with their tongue firmly rooted up the Bossā Khyber? 
if everyone feels the same about this guy, then just get everyone to tell him the boss wants him in the office.
not all at once, just now and again.
the boss will soon get hacked off with this idiot going in his office saying āyou wanted me boss?ā
you could also plant a 25 litre tub of diesel in his boot.
get everyone to back you up on a big wind up, everyones going on strike, then when the boss asks what itās all about, just tell him that the bloke is always spreading rumours.
What can you be āgrassedā up for, surely you dont spend that much time in the yard?
when ātheirā busy,get keys for truck and stick some kippers or similar and stick it int nightheater blower.
chunks will do, no need to block the whole thing
Milk, it soaks into anything porous and then goes off. Yer just canāt get rid of the smell without ripping everything apart and binning it. Works well in air vents, anywhere it can get trapped, all those nasty pipes and tubes behind the dash.
Never done it myself but know folks who have but you really have to dislike somebody for this treatment!
Milk, it soaks into anything porous and then goes off. Yer just canāt get rid of the smell without ripping everything apart and binning it. Works well in air vents, anywhere it can get trapped, all those nasty pipes and tubes behind the dash.
Never done it myself but know folks who have but you really have to dislike somebody for this treatment!
Never do anything to the Trucks as sods laws YOU will end up getting issued that truck due the other driver been ā ā ā kisser
A close working colleague once stitched me up BIG time & thought I knew nothing about it.
I borrowed his car keys one day & shoved a used pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket.
I had a running commentary over the next 6mths of his marriage breakdown, even ventured to offer some advice here & there, as well as the odd āsilentā phone call during the bad periods.
Not something Iām wholly proud of, there were no children involved, but he really wasnāt a very pleasant person.
Chas:
A close working colleague once stitched me up BIG time & thought I knew nothing about it.I borrowed his car keys one day & shoved a used pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket.
I had a running commentary over the next 6mths of his marriage breakdown, even ventured to offer some advice here & there, as well as the odd āsilentā phone call during the bad periods.
Not something Iām wholly proud of, there were no children involved, but he really wasnāt a very pleasant person.
Curl one out in his/her lunch box
Chas:
A close working colleague once stitched me up BIG time & thought I knew nothing about it.I borrowed his car keys one day & shoved a used pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket.
I had a running commentary over the next 6mths of his marriage breakdown, even ventured to offer some advice here & there, as well as the odd āsilentā phone call during the bad periods.
Not something Iām wholly proud of, there were no children involved, but he really wasnāt a very pleasant person.
Quality and so early on in the topic. 
Chas:
A close working colleague once stitched me up BIG time & thought I knew nothing about it.I borrowed his car keys one day & shoved a used pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket.
I had a running commentary over the next 6mths of his marriage breakdown, even ventured to offer some advice here & there, as well as the odd āsilentā phone call during the bad periods.
Not something Iām wholly proud of, there were no children involved, but he really wasnāt a very pleasant person.
that is pure quality, congratulations.
Chas:
A close working colleague once stitched me up BIG time & thought I knew nothing about it.I borrowed his car keys one day & shoved a used pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket.
I had a running commentary over the next 6mths of his marriage breakdown, even ventured to offer some advice here & there, as well as the odd āsilentā phone call during the bad periods.
Not something Iām wholly proud of, there were no children involved, but he really wasnāt a very pleasant person.
NIce one .
What did he do to you, forget to put diesel in the truck?
Saaamon:
Chas:
A close working colleague once stitched me up BIG time & thought I knew nothing about it.I borrowed his car keys one day & shoved a used pair of my missus knickers in the passenger door pocket.
I had a running commentary over the next 6mths of his marriage breakdown, even ventured to offer some advice here & there, as well as the odd āsilentā phone call during the bad periods.
Not something Iām wholly proud of, there were no children involved, but he really wasnāt a very pleasant person.
NIce one
What did he do to you, forget to put diesel in the truck?
I heard he left the radio up 2 notches above the normā¦ Sent him over the edgeā¦
5th wheel grease, a good dollop on the windscreen of his car. Under the door handles as well.
*other types of grease are available but this one will probably ruin his day the most
Saaamon:
NIce oneWhat did he do to you, forget to put diesel in the truck?
At the time I was a senior manager in a footsie 100. He was a proteāgeā of mine, who I thought I could trust. I confided in him & he almost blew my professional world apart by betraying that confidence.
I sat down & worked out his divorce cost him approx Ā£50k, this was in '95ish. I reckon he cost me Ā£150k+ in lost opportunity, so that means he still owes me.
I might knock on his door one day, sit him down & explain how the knickers got there, that might see us even.
OTS:
Suggestions please on how to get your own back on them self appointed throbbers in every ones yard, you know the type , got there trainers on to go running into the office and grass people up , got there bosses phone number on speed dial, to tittle tattle at every moment .
I donāt get it. You turn in, get in your truck go collect/ deliver then go home. Who are they grassing up and what for?
Can you ring his cab phone, send him to an urgent job 100 miles away?
Grease his Susies.
Is his trailer plate stored in a plate holder or in the unit?
Replace power outlet fuses with blown ones.
The cold shoulder works best though, tell him f all and get your colleagues to do the same.
Socketset:
Milk, it soaks into anything porous and then goes off. Yer just canāt get rid of the smell without ripping everything apart and binning it. Works well in air vents, anywhere it can get trapped, all those nasty pipes and tubes behind the dash.Never done it myself but know folks who have but you really have to dislike somebody for this treatment!
i have sprinkled milk powder on a bed before the person who slept on it still isnt speaking to me
Half fill his screen wash bottle with oil, once itās on the screen itās a ā ā ā ā ā ā to get off