It evaded my attention as I had some gay energy drink in my eyes! 
Not their finest hour, either of them…
Plus the cyclist didn’t perform a life saver when setting off from stop, not clever if you can’t ride in a straight line without stabilisers…
3.5t van described as a truck again by the Fail…
It didn’t evade my attention, it’s just one more road rage incident news report on a long string of media “drama intensified” road rage incidents. Yawn bored to death with them now tbh.
Doesn’t escape the fact that they are both complete ■■■■■’s though, just not overly bothered with reading this as “news” anymore.
I thought Honked dealt with it rather well. Although Stevie Wonder would have avoided those pathetic efforts at punching.
Now did the shock of being blasted in the face (Oh err missus) cause van man to swerve and almost make cyril the cyclist into roadkill or did he think “Oh you scoundrel. Why ill make you pay for your buffoonery” and chuck his “truck” (?) to the left?
My moneys on option B
The-Snowman:
Now did the shock of being blasted in the face (Oh err missus) cause van man to swerve and almost make cyril the cyclist into roadkill or did he think “Oh you scoundrel. Why ill make you pay for your buffoonery” and chuck his “truck” (?) to the left?
My moneys on option B
Or even to the right mate! 
A good point Frozen chap. The knob cyclist after the verbal exchange wasn’t content. The dropside chap didn’t want to know and went about his business, but our Lycra friend clearly wanted hassle, and was off after him like Lance Armstrong after smoking a crack pipe.
I would love to have seen the potential court case. " Why is this cyclist paralysed driver? ". " Well judge, the cyclist came pursuing me after a discussion, and hurled a substance in my face causing me a temporary loss of control ".
" Very good driver. Be a good chap and wheel that Lycra knob out of my courtroom…and try not to 2at his knees on the door frame ".
nice to see the vegetarian whale kissing tree hugger get treated with the contempt he deserves.if the pickup happens to be driven by a diddycoy heading back to the halting site,then theres nothing going to be done there either.though to be fair,i found this link from the original page slightly more interesting and gave me fond memories of day to day life in sconnie botland before I deserted the place years ago dailymail.co.uk/video/news/v … tland.html ive seen better,but all in all amusing enough and stereotypical of the generation of pond life that has been spawned across the uk nowadays.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, but i found these both funny. Had to laugh. Is it just me that found it funny ?
Me too. 
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
Now did the shock of being blasted in the face (Oh err missus) cause van man to swerve and almost make cyril the cyclist into roadkill or did he think “Oh you scoundrel. Why ill make you pay for your buffoonery” and chuck his “truck” (?) to the left?
My moneys on option BOr even to the right mate!
Thanks.
No one had noticed till you brought it up
Git 
eagerbeaver:
A good point Frozen chap. The knob cyclist after the verbal exchange wasn’t content. The dropside chap didn’t want to know and went about his business, but our Lycra friend clearly wanted hassle, and was off after him like Lance Armstrong after smoking a crack pipe.I would love to have seen the potential court case. " Why is this cyclist paralysed driver? ". " Well judge, the cyclist came pursuing me after a discussion, and hurled a substance in my face causing me a temporary loss of control ".
" Very good driver. Be a good chap and wheel that Lycra knob out of my courtroom…and try not to 2at his knees on the door frame ".
Id say if the red car had hit the assault commiting cyclist then van mans defence would certainly have been “I was blinded” and he’d probably have a strong case.
And “accidently” have tw@ted his knees off every door frame in the building
peterm:
Me too.
I am glad it’s not just me then. My missus keeps telling me I have a dark sense of humour. hahahahaha
The-Snowman:
Evil8Beezle:
The-Snowman:
Now did the shock of being blasted in the face (Oh err missus) cause van man to swerve and almost make cyril the cyclist into roadkill or did he think “Oh you scoundrel. Why ill make you pay for your buffoonery” and chuck his “truck” (?) to the left?
My moneys on option BOr even to the right mate!
Thanks.
No one had noticed till you brought it up
Git
Happy to help mate! 
Like you would have given me a second thought…
Evil8Beezle:
Like you would have given me a second thought…
Oh id have chucked you under the bus in a heartbeat