How did he get out transport office

I rang all day saying I’d not have time to
Tip , ignored , until they realised it wasn’t
Going to happen so changed to change over
With driver who had tipped at place , got
There and he wasn’t tipped and couldn’t
Make head not tale as he couldn’t speak a
Word of English , so told park up , drop tri
And he would come and get it and leave his
Empty
So wake up to find I’d got the same loaded
Tri I dropped last night , ring up , yes waiting
For you to wake up and ring as told other driver to
Collect your loaded tri & leave you empty
But he doesn’t speak English so came straight
Back
So how did he manage to understand to
Pick his first load up and take it to the
Delivery point but then couldn’t understand
To go to reading srvs and pick up a loaded
Trailer & leave his empty ■■? !!!
So he’s home now & im ■■■■■■ , I’m
Not understanding English from next
Week !!!

Looks like youve started not writing English this week.

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DF40:
Looks like youve started not writing English this week.

:laughing: :laughing:

dozy:
I rang all day saying I’d not have time to
Tip , ignored , until they realised it wasn’t
Going to happen so changed to change over
With driver who had tipped at place , got
There and he wasn’t tipped and couldn’t
Make head not tale as he couldn’t speak a
Word of English , so told park up , drop tri
And he would come and get it and leave his
Empty
So wake up to find I’d got the same loaded
Tri I dropped last night , ring up , yes waiting
For you to wake up and ring as told other driver to
Collect your loaded tri & leave you empty
But he doesn’t speak English so came straight
Back
So how did he manage to understand to
Pick his first load up and take it to the
Delivery point but then couldn’t understand
To go to reading srvs and pick up a loaded
Trailer & leave his empty ■■? !!!
So he’s home now & im [zb] , I’m
Not understanding English from next
Week !!!

That’s one long Haiku.

looks like we have just dreamed up another thrilling instalment of no steak on a friday again. :unamused:

DF40:
Looks like youve started not writing English this week.

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I was about to say where’s the google translate button :laughing: :laughing:

Mr Flip Flop understood it was foot down Friday …and did it all the way home with an empty trailer !
“He who dares wins” Dozy…

Oh dear, another manky orange dinner for Dozy
Btw the steak dinner was good

dieseldog999:
looks like we have just dreamed up another thrilling instalment of no steak on a friday again. :unamused:

Can’t help thinking of ‘‘No steak on Friday’’ sang to the tune of The Beastie Boy’s, …‘‘No sleep till Brooklyn’’ for some reason. :laughing:

robroy:

dieseldog999:
looks like we have just dreamed up another thrilling instalment of no steak on a friday again. :unamused:

Can’t help thinking of ‘‘No steak on Friday’’ sang to the tune of The Beastie Boy’s, …‘‘No sleep till Brooklyn’’ for some reason. :laughing:

Or the Steve Wright version “No sleep till bed time “

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After reading many of your posts on just about everything. I have come to the conclusion mr.Dozy, you are an illiterate moron.