I was checking into a posh hotel the other week.
And at the counter, a guy in front of me said to the receptionist,
“I hope the ■■■■ channel is disabled.”
I thought to myself Unbelievable what some people are into these days.lol 
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really ■■■■ Thai bird.
I thought to myself,
“Please don’t get an erection.
Please don’t get an erection.”
But she did
deandeane1:
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really ■■■■ Thai bird.I thought to myself,
“Please don’t get an erection.
Please don’t get an erection.”But she did
old one 