Hot date tonight

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Right everyone,

Stagedriver has his flares on and the gel in his hair and is going on a very, very strange date tonight.

Now, im bricking it so im here for advice from my loyal fans and supporters for words of advice… :open_mouth:

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Just take your time and give her respect, Is she a Scania, Volvo, Daf… ?

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stagedriver:
Right everyone,

Stagedriver has his flares on and the gel in his hair and is going on a very, very strange date tonight.

Now, im bricking it so im here for advice from my loyal fans and supporters for words of advice… :open_mouth:

Make sure you sponge the soup stains off your kipper tie, or if you wear an open shirt, make sure your medailion chain doesn’t get caught in your chest hairs…or even worse…in hers! :laughing:

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stagedriver:
Right everyone,

Stagedriver has his flares on and the gel in his hair and is going on a very, very strange date tonight.

Now, im bricking it so im here for advice from my loyal fans and supporters for words of advice… :open_mouth:

Can’t help ya mate sorry…I know nothing about these thai ladyboys tho I expect they will love you long time.

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stagedriver:
Right everyone,

Stagedriver has his flares on and the gel in his hair and is going on a very, very strange date tonight.

Now, im bricking it so im here for advice from my loyal fans and supporters for words of advice… :open_mouth:

Don`t forget your… beer goggles…a must in all these situations i feel :sunglasses:

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I have suspicions she may of the pikie breed…

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stagedriver:
I have suspicions she may of the pikie breed…

ask her if she like dags?

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RobK said he will meet you in the reception of the Leeds premier inn at 9 pm, coffeeholic and Wheelnut will give you advice on how he likes to be treat, roughly I believe is what he likes.

I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928295,-3.269964
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist ■■■■■■

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Has that poor man not suffered enough? :open_mouth:

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bigvern1:
Has that poor man not suffered enough? :open_mouth:

nah :wink:

I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928282,-3.269748
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist ■■■■■■

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rohypnol?

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Is it a date left over from Christmas :question: :laughing:

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Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women…
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

  1. Argued over nothing.
  2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  3. Gained weight.
  4. Talked excessively without making sense.
  5. Became overly emotional
  6. Couldn’t drive.
  7. Failed to think rationally, and
    :sunglasses: Had to sit down while urinating.
    No further testing was considered necessary!
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stagedriver:
I have suspicions she may of the pikie breed…

Yeah but pikie women are obedient, will keep your house spotless and have your dinner on the table the second you get home.

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ShropsBri:

stagedriver:
Right everyone,

Stagedriver has his flares on and the gel in his hair and is going on a very, very strange date tonight.

Now, im bricking it so im here for advice from my loyal fans and supporters for words of advice… :open_mouth:

Can’t help ya mate sorry…I know nothing about these thai ladyboys tho I expect they will love you long time.

and her name is pepsi cola.