Rumour has it that Tesco are rebranding their convenience stores, “Tesco Pony Express”
HMV vouchers now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means Horse Meat Voucher
I just opened a packet of burgers from tesco and they’re off.
Fresh Direct and Bidvest are fighting for the contract to supply My Lidl Pony.
after eating them i had the trots
felt bad but in a stable condition now
I found them to be low in fat but a high shergar content.
Has anyone checked the contents of ■■■■ a leekie soup yet 
I’ve just had some Tesco meatballs… they’re the dog’s ■■■■■■■■!
I dropped off a pallet of Tesco Saddleback the other night.
Have heard Tesco to sponsor Neighbours.
Whoever messed up in the butchery should be sacked for horseplay.
I see that the worst offender was Tosscos,29% horse meat in their Beef burghers,I wonder if Stobbies Tink is selling them some of his dodgy race horses for re-cycling into something useful !!
I am chomping at the bit here,think I will have 2 for a mane course.
I’m reading now that a camel’s toe has been found in some Primark leggings.
I got offered 2 for 1 on Tesco burgers last week…
The ■■■■■■■ came last!
ive just been in the cafe in tescos,the girl behind the counter asked me,“do yo want anything on your burger”? i said “yes,a fiver each way”.
Hahahaha in stitches at all these jokes!
Big fella goes into the Tesco canteen and orders 10 horse burgers, he starts eating , they was’nt on his plate “Fur-long”
Bewick:
I see that the worst offender was Tosscos,29% horse meat in their Beef burghers !!
I didn’t think there was that much meat content in a value burger
Hiya …i was reading the mane story and did’t realise it was all a tail
John
Some funny quotes on here…
BTW I eat horse meat quite regularly…