Hope he remembered to open his back doors!

There once was an agency called m_attt,
Your usual hi-viz wearing twt.
He was told to work faster,
But his specs had no plaster,
Got f
cked off and that was that.

eagerbeaver:
There once was an agency called m_attt,
Your usual hi-viz wearing twt.
He was told to work faster,
But his specs had no plaster,
Got f
cked off and that was that.

Ooh nerve hit there lol, somthing your not telling us? That class 1 talent ran out quick :laughing:

Your slacking, nothing original anymore just like a female comedian you get the sympathy laugh for that :laughing:

Tut tut. YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST LEFT IT FOR AN HOUR OR SO.

Looks like the Beavers bait was irresistible. You need to relax chief. You will never get full time unless you learn to relax.

Not really when i was online reading other things :confused:

Beaverbait■■? says the one who was got hook line and sinker by that small one tucked away :laughing: sorry to spoil your fun but slight flaw i am full time :neutral_face:

merc0447:

Kaistar:

ckm1981:
What is this co op driver thing every keeps referencing?
Anyone got a link?

Only one I can find is a FB link…
facebook.com/danashman/vide … 816240332/

The way he was just hitting those bolards willy nilly and not getting out to inspect the damage is worrying, makes you wonder what else he hits during the course of his day

I’m not normally to into the think of the children stuff but as he presumably wasn’t looking in the kerb mirror at all he would have no idea if it was a child in a push chair he was busy repeatedly mangling.

Can’t believe the amount of FB comments cutting him slack. Ridiculous thing is there was a big bit of tarmac and dropped kerb opposite probably could have u-turned with that rear steer.

I do wonder if the driver shortage is a bit of a genuine problem and drivers just aren’t serving enough time finding their feet with rigids first, cue the ‘I passed when I was 17 and went straight on artics and was god’s gift to driving blah, blah…’

Bit of a tight fit

rearaxle:
Bit of a tight fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCl47Dmv40s

Had my old LF in a tighter spot than that. Ok I ripped all 4 corners off it, but I dropped it off at the bodyshop before any of the other lads saw it. Got a new unscabbed bumper out of it too.

Shame I put my notice in the day I got it back [emoji6]

Honked:
Epic for a newbie, average day for all others.

+1

rearaxle:
Bit of a tight fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCl47Dmv40s

looks like typical day trying to get parked on a brittany ferries tub. Love being parked up the front outside lane at an angle where the walls turn in and having to climb out the passenger door, then watching the fat buggers not being able to squeeze down the gaps to get in their lorries when its time to get off the other side.

Notimetoulouse:
wilkos halifax… turn onto deadend pointng downhill blindside uphill reverse taking all the road and just skimming substantial wall on offside
with shop muppet ( who has no idea ) watching you back

There are many Wilko’s drops like that, I’ve probably done a lot of them

rearaxle:
Bit of a tight fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCl47Dmv40s

If it aint touching then it’s doable, wot’s he want? railway tracks :unamused: :wink:

I hope to god this is sarcasm.

Love to see this driver’s brain fall out of his head when he gets a proper job…

rearaxle:
Bit of a tight fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCl47Dmv40s

Lol. 0.52 “Keep it straight”. Bet the drivers going “Well thanks for that mate. And here was me going to swing hard left. Maybe concentrate fully on helping me get out of this rather than filming it hoping I hit the walls so you can post it on the internet”. Muppet

ckm1981:
What is this co op driver thing every keeps referencing?
Anyone got a link?

There’s also this one which is a few years old.

youtu.be/faCUQtGq8n4