Honest Boss - It was on Doctors Orders

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 – A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and ferwer episodes of coronary artery disease.
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Weatherby explained the concept stating, "■■■■■■ excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine

I’ve stared at them and worshipped them for years. Fit as a lop and never been inside a gym. Now I know why.
Just gotta convince the girlfriend now. :smiley: :smiley:

I don’t see anything bizarre about the study apart from the fact it gives me headache!

Well it did because the other half walked in as I was looking to improve my health :stuck_out_tongue:

Better get more into pension pot then…

I used to get really bad head aches when i did that …
now I’m Divorced and single they have gone :open_mouth:

yeah both the ■■■■■ and head aches :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: