A homosexual bloke is trying to buy a nice romantic present for his partner and decides on getting a tattoo that his partner will appreciate but isn’t sure what to get.
“I know, I’ll go and see bob the tattooist and see what he says”
Off he trundles to bobs art studio and asks his advice
“Hello bob, I want to get a tattoo to show my love for Tarquini but I’m not sure what to get done, have you any ideas?”
“Not too sure” says bob “what does he like? Does he like flowers or animals or anything like that? What’s his favourite hobby?”
Farquhar replies “he doesn’t really have any interests but he loves watching boxing on the tele, I never get a word out of him while it’s on tele!”
“Well there’s your answer” says bob “why don’t you get his two favourite boxers fighting somewhere on your body”
“ooohhhhh what a lovely idea, how about putting them on my bum cheeks so he can see it every time I get undressed!”
“Who are his favourites then”
“Mike Tyson and Mohammed Ali!”
Right drop your pants and lie on the couch then.
An hour later Farquhar is walking home a bit gingerly cos his pants are rubbing
When he gets in Tarquin has just got in for work and Farquhar is bursting to tell him.
“guess what I had done today”
What”
“A tattoo just for you, to show my love for you”
“What is it then?”
Farquhar drops his pants and turns round
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”
“ your favourite boxers on my ■■■■ cheeks”
“why have you done that, there is no way we can have ■■■ now!”
“Why the hell not?”
“if you thing I’m getting in the ring between those two …”
I’ll get my coat! 