A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel
outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
“I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!” The Madam is
astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest
ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen sweetheart, I
ain’t ■■■■■, I’m homesick.” 
Very good 
Only in America …well they don’t have Marmite do they ?.