Fuel bonus no longer exists Paul. You now get a pensioner selfie bonus.
I’m quids in this month.
I get fuel bonus. Well I’ve had it 3 times, lowest grade every time. But still a bonus. Especially considering my particular driving style
eagerbeaver:
I’m quids in this month.
No, you’re not. Andrew Tinkler and William Stobart are quids in.
You earn a pittance and are therefore, a peasant. Simple as that, really.
But I am a pleasant peasant. And I like pheasant.
Guess what that makes me?
eagerbeaver:
But I am a pleasant peasant. And I like pheasant.Guess what that makes me?
A MORONIC LORRY DRIVING TOSS-BAG.
Good god. A really witty troll.
happysack:
Good god. A really witty troll.
Witty but not clever. Hasn’t worked out that his IP address is his undoing. Biredwiv, macth, whatever; I lose memory and interest at the daily creations the mods allow this idiot to create.
He’s past the point of considering himself the “zeitgeist” of trolling. Going to the lengths he/she has of multiple usernames showed too much effort. The visible lengths this person has gone to to peddle the same old routine has ruined the suave breezey irony they were hoping to achieve. The Internet equivalent of the “mystery trucker curtains” balls. Then the disappointment when you see fat Kevin waddle from behind those curtains in his Axor to buy a burger at the services rather than the moustachioed gun totin, wide hatted highwayman leaping from a Kenworth on I80.
All that’s left with this troll is some pitiful misguided person displaying themselves as a laughable individual with a fixation on attention seeking or axe to grind using pure insult without even banter or humour. Even a blind man on a galloping horse can see this.
Tawat for short if you like
James the cat:
happysack:
Good god. A really witty troll.Witty but not clever. Hasn’t worked out that his IP address is his undoing. Biredwiv, macth, whatever; I lose memory and interest at the daily creations the mods allow this idiot to create.
He’s past the point of considering himself the “zeitgeist” of trolling. Going to the lengths he/she has of multiple usernames showed too much effort. The visible lengths this person has gone to to pedal the same old routine has ruined the suave breezey irony they were hoping to achieve. The Internet equivalent of the “mystery trucker curtains” balls. Then the disappointment when you see fat Kevin waddle from behind those curtains in his Axor to buy a burger at the services rather than the moustachioed gun totin, wide hatted highwayman leaping from a Kenworth on I80.
All that’s left with this troll is some pitiful misguided person displaying themselves as a laughable individual with a fixation on attention seeking or axe to grind using pure insult without even banter or humour. Even a blind man on a galloping horse can see this.
Tawat for short if you like
Succinct and to the point. I like that in a troll baiter. 
the nodding donkey:
James the cat:
happysack:
Good god. A really witty troll.Witty but not clever. Hasn’t worked out that his IP address is his undoing. Biredwiv, macth, whatever; I lose memory and interest at the daily creations the mods allow this idiot to create.
He’s past the point of considering himself the “zeitgeist” of trolling. Going to the lengths he/she has of multiple usernames showed too much effort. The visible lengths this person has gone to to pedal the same old routine has ruined the suave breezey irony they were hoping to achieve. The Internet equivalent of the “mystery trucker curtains” balls. Then the disappointment when you see fat Kevin waddle from behind those curtains in his Axor to buy a burger at the services rather than the moustachioed gun totin, wide hatted highwayman leaping from a Kenworth on I80.
All that’s left with this troll is some pitiful misguided person displaying themselves as a laughable individual with a fixation on attention seeking or axe to grind using pure insult without even banter or humour. Even a blind man on a galloping horse can see this.
Tawat for short if you like
Succinct and to the point. I like that in a troll baiter.
It is not troll baiting when you -he and I know they’re smiling behind the screen but, not really smiling at all.
The cold needle of truth touches that nerve, slightly wilting any wry superior smile as yes, they’re aren’t really that Internet cavalier in the world that exists online. They’re just a regular boring individual with some odd behaviours that niggle their subconscious like an annoying itch they can’t put their finger upon. These subconscious irregularities engender them to expend such lengths in doggedly persuing a goal for attention or reaction despite human wisdom that such behaviour is at odds with a healthy and fulfilled mind.
The real humans behind the icons and names who read these forums make a judgement that the person isn’t witty or clever; rather a sorrowful, mournful individual that their lives extend only so deep as they see profit in mining such depths at a computer to seek attention. They go away with ne’er a thought and get on with their real lives.
The individual dreams up a new persona in an attempt to fulfil their personal shortcomings in the Internet world. Sad tawat for short if you will.