Holiday complaints

This was sent from Thomas Cook Holidays – listing some of the guests’ complaints during the season. (Survey by Thomas Cook and ABTA)
(If any of the following relates to a complaint you made – very sorry you had such a bad time)

“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

“It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time - this should be banned.”

“On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”

“We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight
of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.

“The beach was too sandy.”

“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”

“■■■■■■■ sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”

“We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”

“No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”

“It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.”

“I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”

“The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?”

“There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.”

“We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”

“It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”

“I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite.”

“My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact
that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”

That is very funny, the English lose their brains when they go abroad .
I have seen Brits not knowing the difference between diesel and petrol in France, they have no clue what pump to use, they drive in to the forecourt in the wrong direction.
When they come off the ferry ,once again clueless in a panic clutching a ten year old atlas and gawping at a sat nav .
The bike rack on the car boot obscures the number plate then they moan about being fined by the Gendarmarie .
Like blind sheep they flock to the overpriced Algarve when North of Portugal is more
scenic and better beaches .
Some drive non stop to a camp site to save money on a hotel, 24 hours driving non sto
They only eat English food abroad such as a fry up with Heinz Baked Beans that are flown in on a private jet so they don’t have to eat that foreign muck .
It’s too hot , its summer in Europe .

The worrying thing is, if you ever find yourself up in court, people like THIS make up the jury!