It is with sadness that I report a hijacking.
Mrs TT hijacked my phone and temporarily gained access to TNUK.
Normal service has been resumed in most areas.
Tipper Tom:
It is with sadness that I report a hijacking.Mrs TT hijacked my phone and temporarily gained access to TNUK.
Normal service has been resumed in most areas.
pms 
hope you had the truck ■■■■ securely locked 
No sadly a case if bad drills all round
You should let her keep it Tom. She obviously has far slimmer fingers than you and makes much less of a pigs ear of spollling stuff! 
What have I spoilt now?
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