Had a bit of fun tonight with a ‘Highways Inspector’
We are a Palletline Depot & pick up loads of collections that all end up back at our yard from around 16.00 every day, as the Forkies are useless & keep disappearing a long Queue builds up on the road, ■■■■■■■ off the Natives. Our wonderful Management Team instructed us to queue down the road (can be for up to 2 hours !!! & they wonder why we can’t keep drivers) anyway, a Native has complained to the Council & they’ve sent out an Inspector to look into the problem. I pulled up tonight & was first in the queue, parked about 80 ft from a Mini Roundabout, Mr Inspector wonders along & takes a ‘Discreet’ picture of my wagon, he tried to hide the fact, but the Flash was on, lol, so I looked at him & gestured with my arms ‘WTF’ he sidled over to me & flashed his shiny Highways Badge & explained who he was, so I asked him what was wrong (I knew what was coming) he told me that I was parked illegally , too near the roundabout & had my management told me to park there, I told him that I wasn’t parked illegally as I was a good lorry & a half before the roundabout & yes, my management had instructed us to park there, he then said that VOSA were being informed & we were not conforming to our O Licence Conditions.
Anyway I rang the office who weren’t very interested & left it in their Capable Hands, we’ve been telling them for months that it’s dangerous to park a line of wagons along the road, but they haven’t listened, well, maybe they might listen when they get their O Licence Suspended or Revoked, maybe they might do something about the Horrendous Waits we get at the moment.
I took a couple of pictures in front of the inspector, just to show him that I had a camera too- The first picture shows the inspectors car, clearly parked too close to the roundabout, ha ha, Viking 1- Inspector 0
We’ll see how this all pans out over the next few weeks, with any luck, our management might just get their act together & reduce the queues & the time wasted in the queues, but then again Pigs might Fly, Elephants might Ballet Dance & RDCs might start treating us like Human Beings (arr well, 2 out of 3 might happen, but I’ve got my doubts about last one)