Here’s one i thought yas would like
Hgv lorry drivers highway code
When should u use ur headlights?
to warn ur mates of a speed trap.
When do u overtake on the left?
when the ■■■■■■■ in front wont move over
What documents do u take on the road?
daily mirror, sun, ■■■■■■■.
Where should u park?
outside the house of the tart ur screwing.
What do u expect to see on a rural road?
rural tarmac.
How many types of pedestrian crossings is there?
two - those who do and those who don’t.
What is the correct procedure for overtaking on a motorway?
foot hard down, eyes shut and smile.
When should u use the fast lane on the motorway?
when ur going home on a promise.
What do u do in the event of a breakdown on a motorway?
leave the ■■■■■■■ thing and hitch a lift home.
What does the yellow box junction mean?
they have run out of white paint.
What does the highway code say about tires?
use only round ones.
When can u cross double white lines on the road?
after 9 beers, 2 vodkas and a whiskey.
How do u avoid drowsiness on the motorway?
finger ur hitch-hiker.
What do double yellow lines on the side of the road mean?
A Chinese Takeaway.
Where do u situate ur danger triangle when broken down?
up the transport managers arse.
