Highly paid jobs that are not jobs

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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look at the recruitment sections of the times,guardian newspapers,see how you can earn £60 grand a year for doin nought,except attend numerous pointless,waste of time meetings,presenting lectures to justify the high wedge of dosh and do power point presentations.Job titles that are 6 words long,and it dont explain what you actualy do.Is this who we see at MSA`s in expensive suits and motors,thats where they are going,jamming up the roads to attend another pointless meeting.Allways one driver,never car share to help the enviroment.Roll on the summer to eye the totty in short mini skirts,driving Audi convertibles.Never get a flash of the k :smiling_imp: nickers,maybe one day.

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Never get a flash of the k :smiling_imp: nickers,maybe one day.

M20 east last Thursday night about 11.40, I did a mate a favour (yawwwwn), VW Golf pulls out to overtake me and I see in the mirror the interior light on so as we all do I keep a good look out, I was on the limiter as she crept by with her skirt hitched right up around her waist (dirty ■■■■■) she went very slowly by (obviously a regular at this) and then nearly took the front off the truck as she cut past to exit at J9, so if your down that way regular just keep a look out for a black golf, 58 reg I think but couldn’t see too well as my eyes were sweating :wink: :wink: :wink:

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brados:

Never get a flash of the k :smiling_imp: nickers,maybe one day.

M20 east last Thursday night about 11.40, I did a mate a favour (yawwwwn), VW Golf pulls out to overtake me and I see in the mirror the interior light on so as we all do I keep a good look out, I was on the limiter as she crept by with her skirt hitched right up around her waist (dirty ■■■■■) she went very slowly by (obviously a regular at this) and then nearly took the front off the truck as she cut past to exit at J9, so if your down that way regular just keep a look out for a black golf, 58 reg I think but couldn’t see too well as my eyes were sweating :wink: :wink: :wink:

I’ll be sure to wear my special trousers with the hole in the right pocket :wink:

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Dont get the rod tangled up in the steering wheel while going along. :sunglasses:

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If it’s anything like the one who used to do the same near leicester on the M1 be wary cos ‘she’ turned out to have more than you’d bargain for, so i’m told anyway!!