commonrail:
a friend of mine did a night shift for stobarts on agency,he took his mrs along and gave her one on his 45.
after the deed was commenced,he wiped his soiled member on the curtains,so i suppose that`s one use for them
what did he do for the other 43 minutesâ â ? 
There must be someone on here from vosa,ffs start stopping these â â â â â and doing them for poor visibility, or any excuse, usually, they are â â â â drivers, but, certainly â â â â â â â â â always on the phone and not paying attention to the surroundings,â â â â â â â , rhymes with bankers.
Weâve got several in our place who think running about with the side curtains half way across the door window looks good. One of these days someone will have a bump & the lack of vision will be to blame then the balloon will go up.
I had a left hand drive FH artic overtake me on the M4 recently & I never saw the driver as he passed me. I braked as his trailer axles came alongside my cab because I was wondering whether or not he could see his mirrors. Thatâs how far his curtains were pulled across.
As far as the driver claiming to do it so he can watch a DVD on the move is concerned, he deserved to be reported for that before the idiot kills someone.
Iâm also one who doesnât agree with all the extra lights some fok put on their motors. I followed a mateof mine recently with loads of lights on the rear of his lorry, when he braked & indicated to turn off it dazzled me. What it would be like on a wet night I hate to think but, they all seem to think it looks good & therefore must impress people.
BB
commonrail:
a friend of mine did a night shift for stobarts on agency,he took his mrs along and gave her one on his 45.
after the deed was commenced,he wiped his soiled member on the curtains,so i suppose that`s one use for them
Gave her ONE on his 45 
What did he do for the other 43 
Truckulent:
Interesting that adding frilly curtains is thought to make it homelyâŚHow many drivers with cab happy attitudes have tassels hanging from the windows of their houses? And soft toys stuck in the front window?
What do they say, âinside every man is a repressed homosexual trying to escapeâ. Well apart from thee and me of course
wildfire:
pavaroti:
A new fella started at my firm several months a go. First week, he took the curtains of his unit home with him and washed them, ever since, his nicknames been âthe â â â â â.I drove his unit for two days away, had to throw his air freshners out the window, take down his pelmet and frilly tassle obscuring the front windscreen. My cab mutt left a few hairs and a bit of a smell in his cab. We have barely spoken since and nearly had fisticuffs.
i had to sit a read this 2 or three times, i hope this was a joke!!! if it wasnât and that was my truck there wouldnât of been nearly fisticuff if you had done what you said, the cab bar would now be sticking out of a very unpleasent place!!
taking down the pelmet wouldnât be a problem, but to let your cab mutt into what is my home and bedroom words fail me, it just shows a total disrespect.
and why not wash the curtains, i do mine every other month due to the fact i smoke and they do get dirty as a lot of the work i do is very dusty, i donât think it makes me a â â â â for wanting a clean place to live 5 days a week
I didnât think you were allowed to smoke in a work vehicle these days, owner or not?
That being said, even if you was being naughty⌠I did have an ADT driver pull out on me the other day because he couldnât see out his windows because his curtains were pulled across.
Sam Millar:
wildfire:
pavaroti:
A new fella started at my firm several months a go. First week, he took the curtains of his unit home with him and washed them, ever since, his nicknames been âthe â â â â â.I drove his unit for two days away, had to throw his air freshners out the window, take down his pelmet and frilly tassle obscuring the front windscreen. My cab mutt left a few hairs and a bit of a smell in his cab. We have barely spoken since and nearly had fisticuffs.
i had to sit a read this 2 or three times, i hope this was a joke!!! if it wasnât and that was my truck there wouldnât of been nearly fisticuff if you had done what you said, the cab bar would now be sticking out of a very unpleasent place!!
taking down the pelmet wouldnât be a problem, but to let your cab mutt into what is my home and bedroom words fail me, it just shows a total disrespect.
and why not wash the curtains, i do mine every other month due to the fact i smoke and they do get dirty as a lot of the work i do is very dusty, i donât think it makes me a â â â â for wanting a clean place to live 5 days a weekI didnât think you were allowed to smoke in a work vehicle these days, owner or not?
That being said, even if you was being naughty⌠I did have an ADT driver pull out on me the other day because he couldnât see out his windows because his curtains were pulled across.
weve had this argument about smoking in vehicles here before, harry monks the guy to give you the low down on the rules got it in writing
I hold my hand up to having had them when i was driving abroad, i got them made in Morocco. They where excellent for keeping the heat out and cold in during the night but i NEVER had them half way along the door which some people seem to think is needed.
wildfire:
i donât think it makes me a â â â â for wanting a clean place to live 5 days a week
So, have you decided what it was that turned you into a sausage jockey if you are sure it isnât wanting a clean place to live?
puntabrava:
Truckulent:
Interesting that adding frilly curtains is thought to make it homelyâŚHow many drivers with cab happy attitudes have tassels hanging from the windows of their houses? And soft toys stuck in the front window?
What do they say, âinside every man is a repressed homosexual trying to escapeâ. Well apart from thee and me of course
Homosexuals tend to have far too much good taste and style to even consider frilly velvet curtains.
I hope this helps.
behind every pulled over frilly there is a â â â â â â trucker in wig and full make-up
why else would you wanât to hide away lmfao
Coffeeholic:
puntabrava:
Truckulent:
Interesting that adding frilly curtains is thought to make it homelyâŚHow many drivers with cab happy attitudes have tassels hanging from the windows of their houses? And soft toys stuck in the front window?
What do they say, âinside every man is a repressed homosexual trying to escapeâ. Well apart from thee and me of course
Homosexuals tend to have far too much good taste and style to even consider frilly velvet curtains.
I hope this helps.
I wholeheartedly concur. I think youâll find that the Indian restaurant brigade are often the same chaps whoâll show you pictures of their âgirlfriendâ and ask what you think. Sometimes â â â â â â â . I always find it hard to answer. âNot my typeâ could offend. I also find they are the ones that have done everything and been everywhere. Often the curtains will be accompanied by spanish bull fighting spears in the windscreen. I remember a guy in Iceland had the curtains and spears in his FM. Must have done Spain a lotâŚ
forgot to say about the hands always left one on the wheel,right one wrapped round the wheel to hide the nail polish
