Mine is due soon.
According to today’s news,I’ll have to disclose my ■■■■■■ orientation to the Doctor 
If I wear my Hi-viz skirt,do you think it will give the doc a clue ? 
The question to ■■■■■■ orientation is optional to answer, you can refuse, its your choice…thats how i read it anyway…
Just in case that skirt get’s you over excited,make sure you check your blood pressure before you visit the quack,seems some drivers have to have a
little break from driving until their BP is under control.
My ■■■■■■ orientation at my age is lying down, don’t have the energy these days for table enders or doggy fashion!
■■■! I’d rather ‘ave a cup o tea than all that sweating & thrutchin’ malarkey 
■■■ is what posh folk buy spuds in at Harrods.
the last medical i had,then the doc told me i had to stop ■■■■■■■■■■■■,when i queried it he said because it was upsetting the other patients in the waiting room . 