We all like to offer useful advice to our friends and colleagues.
So what gems of knowledge do you have stored away in your little grey cells ?
Here’s my starter to set the tone
If a person is choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat,and hey presto !! … blockage is almost instantly removed
Pretend to be a taxi by selotaping an empty cornflakes box to the roof of your car and then perform random u turns with your radio volume turned up to eleven.
phone books make great personal organisers…just cross out the names of people that you don’t know.
one for the ladies…
please always set your alarm clock 15 minutes early to save yourself the complete embarrassment of letting anyone see you trying to run for a bus…