Hello all. I’m Simon , 29 from Wolves. I’m a class 1 adr driver and I’ve got 6 years experience on vacuum tankers. Thought I should introduce myself just so people know who I am. Look forward to speaking to you all. Peace! 
we heard you the first time 
welcome to the forum mate, hope you have got a thick skin
So good he posted it twice, just in case we didn’t see it the first time.
Welcome to madhoose son.
Ken.
dearn83:
Hello all. I’m Simon , 29 from Wolves. I’m a class 1 adr driver and I’ve got 6 years experience on vacuum tankers. Thought I should introduce myself just so people know who I am. Look forward to speaking to you all. Peace!
Iam supposed to remember all this 
oh dear
We dont all bite btw
animal:
dearn83:
Hello all. I’m Simon , 29 from Wolves. I’m a class 1 adr driver and I’ve got 6 years experience on vacuum tankers. Thought I should introduce myself just so people know who I am. Look forward to speaking to you all. Peace!Iam supposed to remember all this
We dont all bite btw
yeah, but you do, and you punch, kick, scratch and spit, but you don’t swallow 
shuttlespanker:
animal:
dearn83:
Hello all. I’m Simon , 29 from Wolves. I’m a class 1 adr driver and I’ve got 6 years experience on vacuum tankers. Thought I should introduce myself just so people know who I am. Look forward to speaking to you all. Peace!Iam supposed to remember all this
We dont all bite btw
yeah, but you do, and you punch, kick, scratch and spit, but you don’t swallow
How do you know I dont swallow
Well I am getting old you know
animal:
shuttlespanker:
animal:
dearn83:
Hello all. I’m Simon , 29 from Wolves. I’m a class 1 adr driver and I’ve got 6 years experience on vacuum tankers. Thought I should introduce myself just so people know who I am. Look forward to speaking to you all. Peace!Iam supposed to remember all this
We dont all bite btw
yeah, but you do, and you punch, kick, scratch and spit, but you don’t swallow
How do you know I dont swallow
Well I am getting old you know
i was trying to be polite
but, seeing as you have just admitted to the whole of TNUK that you do indeed swallow, you’ll be having a queue of drivers at your door Mrs Animal
Quinny:
So good he posted it twice, just in case we didn’t see it the first time.
That’s strange Ken, I didn’t notice that. 
Views on frilly curtains and Scania’s?
Simon.
I think the forums don’t like me using my mobile 
I’m very thick skinned, its all about the bantor
shuttlespanker:
animal:
shuttlespanker:
animal:
dearn83:
Hello all. I’m Simon , 29 from Wolves. I’m a class 1 adr driver and I’ve got 6 years experience on vacuum tankers. Thought I should introduce myself just so people know who I am. Look forward to speaking to you all. Peace!Iam supposed to remember all this
We dont all bite btw
yeah, but you do, and you punch, kick, scratch and spit, but you don’t swallow
How do you know I dont swallow
Well I am getting old you know
i was trying to be polite
but, seeing as you have just admitted to the whole of TNUK that you do indeed swallow, you’ll be having a queue of drivers at your door Mrs Animal
Only admitted to being an old granny
dearn83:
I think the forums don’t like me using my mobile
I’m very thick skinned, its all about the bantor
A good sense of humour goes a long way
i am probably the most polite, conscientous and moderate poster on this forum.
you’ll find me knowledgeable and polite at all times.
it’s the others on this forum that get it wrong and upset people.
welcome, and have fun.
animal:
How do you know I dont swallow
this is pointless without pictures. 
Saaamon:
Views on frilly curtains and Scania’s?Simon.
And anything to do with stobarts.
Oh and please don’t admit to driving round with your hi-viz on
On a serious note welcome to the mad house!